Samantha Merz

English comp and lit professor. Part-time Muppet. VCU MA 2021 hobgoblin. Absolute goober.

[Samantha Merz @xosamcore]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! @falloutboy

[Zoé Denessa @plushiecollect]

Sentimental summer soon approaches …

[Samantha Merz @xosamcore]

Y'all. I'm teaching a comp class at a federal prison and without being hyperbolic, it is THE best teaching experience of my life. I can't describe how rewarding and awesome they are as students.

[Samantha Merz @xosamcore]

Grateful Dead and jam bands

[Samantha Merz @xosamcore]

@shrimp_liker You are just mogging on everyone there

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

the pigeon doesn’t understand your disdain for it; it coos for you anyway. the tree does not know you own an axe for it; its leaves sway in the sun anyway. the starving cat eats the poison you put out. it doesn’t know how not to trust. the earth forgives you, in spite of yourself

[Samantha Merz @xosamcore]

@2008fobstan Yes please!!! I'm always here lol and live so close to the squirrels stadium!! 💕

[Samantha Merz @xosamcore]

@shrimp_liker I do this with my shit head ex of 9 years who literally wasted my fucking time and was uninterested in me for the last 3. I miss his friendship but not how he treated me and I cry about it all the time. You're okay to oscillate between the two. You're multidimensional!!! ❤️

[َ @eftoned]

took me a while to find this quote but here’s what this night feels like

[Samantha Merz @xosamcore]

Or whatever Ethel Cain sang in "Sun Bleached Flies"

[Samantha Merz @xosamcore]

UGH.

[hani @crucifynisis]

is it ethical to say i want you mid conversation?

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[ًًneenee ⚢ @yoonchaand]

once again

[gaia (robo hands edition) 🪴 @7girls1car]

genuine question, how does one feel better about this without descending into liberal platitudes about “just doing what we can 🩷” and “don’t look at what makes you upset 🩷”, because the immense dread and doom is also not productive, but feels so inescapable.

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

My boomerist opinion is that if you're the type of person to be annoyed phones aren't allowed at a live music event then you are the EXACT type of person that has led to artists banning phones from live music events

[sums @melkteethie]

i like my men chubby, funny and tall 🙂‍↔️

[Maddie McGee 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇮🇪 @MaddieMcGee6]

It cannot be overstated the fact that we’re all gonna die for the wealth of like 1000 people max. When the collapse happens, just keep those people in mind.

[Soul_whispering_healer @soulwhisperingh]

Do not let people gaslight you into thinking that duality does not exist. You can be grateful and annoyed. You can want more and be grateful for what you have. You can be angry and frustrated and still be grateful. A lot of religious and spiritual gaslighting out here.