xoxox

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[miss mamas 🫶🏾 @nescakes_]

Can’t believe it’s back to ‘kind regards’ tomorrow.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

No I dont have proof of address on a letter. BECAUSE I WENT PAPERLESS LIKE I WAS FUCKING ASKED TO

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

i hate being a customer i hate doing that to someone

[Khadija @khadljasays]

Everyone thinks it’s the World Cup, baby this is the decolonise World Tour

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

salami tastes best when you're eating it right in front of the fridge with the door still open and everything

[xoxox @XoxoxMilly]

@naughtchew None of these are petty reasons

[Gaz McConnell @GazMcConnell7]

Some speech from AJ #UsykJoshua2 #AnthonyJoshua

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i be like "damn i got a lot to do today" then lay down

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

can’t believe i’m friends with this many people who don’t have pools. waste of my time

[EO @_ezeo_]

No one deserves to win Love island this year

[t @tiannelisex]

danica please for the love of GOD put down the modern renaissance palette

[Daniella @D4n1K4eila]

I AM PISSING MYSELF DAMI IS SO FUNNY #LoveIsland

[Sarina Jwo @xaniras]

At work, I say “on it,” way too often for someone who is not, in fact, on it.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Days are too stressful there needs to be a day off between each day

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Every time I get my period, I just think "how is this something that happens"

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

I do not want to be on the computer ... I want to be an elderly Mediterranean man who spends all day sitting outside a cafe and complaining with his friends

[Charlotte E. Rosen @CharlotteERosen]

being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

shall we all have a little Baileys? just a nice little Baileys for us all? everyone? little Baileys? a Baileys?