XpiredDonuts

Can you even trust expiration dates?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The real reason they don’t want voter ID is to commit voting fraud. That is the obvious truth.

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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar @jamestalarico This chick definitely retarded

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@therealroseanne @RandyRRQuaid Becky!

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@TRUMPISOBESE @AmiriKing Right… chimps need to stop doing that crap.

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@AB84 In line to put gas on pump three one time and had to buy 3 Juneteenth kings a bottle of henney because they were arguing about “who be buying dis bottle” “i gots the last one cuz” “i aints”… My reparations are paid 🤝

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@AmiriKing @jeremykauffman Definitely invented this shit

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Stormy Jack Daniel’s

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Caption this

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@TaraBull Stormy Jack Daniel’s

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Seattle gum wall

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

First thing that comes to mind ?

[XpiredDonuts @XpiredDonuts]

Pretty sure it’s a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail @RealCandaceO

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Why is my name in quotation marks though?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

On a scale of 1 to the second bottle of breakfast bourbon, how the fuck drunk is Pete Hegseth?

[XpiredDonuts @XpiredDonuts]

They obviously buying new homeless people

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

i give homeless ppl money idc what they buy…

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@AmiriKing @dwannb All of the above

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It’s been awhile, that medicine you left there probably expired @BhadBhabie

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A man who thought they were a woman was the health secretary in the last administration. Suck off!@KimDotcom

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

An alcoholic leads the Department of War?

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@elonmusk @Xil_llix @robotaxi That’s what she said

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@timhughes92 @tesla_na Your tattoos look like someone nutted on you then inked over the nut splashes

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@JoJoFromJerz Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This chick is a total clown 🤡 What taxes you going to take when the wealthy all move to Florida?? Can’t make this stuff up

[XpiredDonuts @XpiredDonuts]

See how he said ultra-wealthy?? Now that he’s in politics he will soon be wealthy.. But don’t look over here!!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

We will be taxing the ultra-wealthy and global elites.

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@elonmusk @JeffBezos Looks gay as fuck