Radiographer Probz

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

RT @_breyonce: #IfChrisBrownWasOurTeacher we would beat our patients when they're uncooperative.

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

RT @_breyonce: #IfTreySongzWasOurTeacher we'd all learn how to properly blow......up an xray generator.

[Brooke Britton @brooketiniA]

@XrayProbz Fav ? From pts So how long is this going to take in the ER. Well if your in a hurry don't come to the ER lol

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the anode.

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

Hey doc, I'm practically doing all of your work. How about we not act like a douche packer, today. Okay, thanks.

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

Hey patients, if you're going to be a smartass, I'm going to be a smartass right back.

[Brooke Britton @brooketiniA]

@XrayProbz trying to feel for iliac crests when u can't. So get your SWAG on lol #sweetwildassguess

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

I think patients would be more prone to drink all of the barium if we put it in a beer bong. #bariumbong

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

Has anyone seen my PA? No. It just got sucked into the abyss of that patient's fat rolls. Good luck.

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

When your patient smells so bad you start gagging < #xrayprobz

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

Tech: "Is there any chance of pregnancy?" Patient: "I'm a guy." #TAKEOFFYOWEAVE Having trannies as patients <<<<<<<<

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

Feeling like a total piece of shit when your patient's IV infiltrates. #xrayprobz

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walked in? "OH SNaP"

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

Dear pill-poppers, screaming to the top of your lungs in my ear will not get you any closer to Oxycontin. #xraysdontlie #xrayprobz

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

Gonna go get my pseudomeiosis on.

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

Keep your skanky-ass body off of me, Cervical. Sincerely, Uncinate process.

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

Radiographers know all the best positions.

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

Fuch you. Fuch you. And Fuch you.

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

New students' reaction about tipping, "So do I just spread the cheeks?"

[Radiographer Probz @XrayProbz]

I turn into an Olympic sprinter when my patient needs to hurl and they're emesis basinless.