Me to our Phil: Do you remember Mr Short/Shorty at school?
Mum: Why was he called Shorty? Was it because he was tall?
Phil: ๐
Me: ๐
#shitmymumsays
@stephencomedy@TheSlaughterH As a fan of comedy, especially in the North West, when I pay my ticket fee, I expect it to go directly to the acts! If you cannot pay them then do not take my ticket fee! I support @stephencomedy and @RachelFairburn
@ScottishPower What on earth is wrong with your Customer Service number, email and BOT??? Cannot get through to you at all and I've just received the most ridiculous response via email that is no help at all!! Please can someone contact me ASAP. Is this company going under??
Mum: Our Phil likes those Pepperoni circles, we'll have to get him some
Me: Pepperoni circles?...... You mean Salami?
Mum: I knew what I meant
Me: ๐
#shitmymumsays