Chris Bram 👀 🌱 📚🐶 💜🤍💚

Don't take X too seriously, life's tough enough! Love nature & books. #Nature #Books #PsychologicalThrillers #ISeeYou 💝 PROTECT YOUR PEACE ✌️❤️

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@DreyfusJames Can't wait 👏

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@Kittywitches They're adorable

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@devilscustard Beautiful

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@NotFronchie 😂 my toes couldn’t curl any harder if they tried 😂 she has no shame 😳

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#foodiebeauty

[Breanne Tsang @po_tay_toez]

Fat people in wheelchairs 😂

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Petition: Hold a referendum to bring the water industry into public ownership https://t.co/qizptT0DOc

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@vegangoth 😂

[Claire Coutinho @ClaireCoutinho]

Jennifer Melle was racially abused by a paedophile for correctly referring to his biological sex.

She has done nothing wrong. But her NHS Trust could sack her on Tuesday.

We don't have much time.

Sign and share the petition to help save Jennifer👇��

https://t.co/SNKgRn7REy

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@London_W4 Do you have a YouTube channel? It’d be great to watch these on there 😊

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@visitnorthyork Jet

[steve @bagshaw2112]

This has got to be the funniest thing you will see all day !!! #dog 😆😆😆🙈🙈🙈

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@Ikennect @CopMoustache different approach to yours I expect 😂

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@MumbrianSpinner

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@englandincolour We still have ours 😮

[YFI 𝕏 @YFIHQ]

Live TV.

[karen thompson @karenfthompson]

Right then here goes...

ANNUAL RANT ALERT!!

Triggered by adverts and TV chefs😠😠

Christmas Dinner....
I have concluded that the inevitable stress of Christmas dinner is created by adverts, supermarkets and TV chefs...
It's a Sunday dinner for goodness sake!!! We do it quite happily 51 weeks of the year but can we the consumers be trusted to manage by ourselves on one day of the year...apparently not!
Here goes...
1. Turkey... It's a big fecking chicken that's all, 20 minutes per lb plus 20 minutes at 180 degrees - jobs a good un!
Get yourselves a meat thermometer £3 off the Internet poke it in the offending bird if it says 75 degrees or over it’s cooked!
2. Stuffing - regardless of what Jamie Oliver says you do NOT need 2lbs of shoulder of pork, onions breadcrumbs,pine nuts and a shit load of fresh herbs to make stuffing....( no fecking wonder he's bankrupt if thats what he spends to make stuffing!)
What you need is Paxo and a kettle!!
If you wanna liven it up squeeze 3 sausages out of their skins and mix that in with your Paxo before cooking 😉.
3. Gravy - Jamie Oliver is copping for this one aswell....
Gravy granules Jamie.... All you need is gravy granules!
I ( nor any other woman I know) has got time on Christmas Eve to piss about roasting chicken wings and vegetables, adding stock and flour,cooking it for another half hour, mashing it all up with a potato masher and then straining the whole sorry mess to make gravy 😠😠😠
4. Vegetables... Never mind faffing round shredding sprouts and frying them with bacon and chestnuts to make them more palatable... If you don't like them don't buy and cook the fecking things!! If your family only eats frozen peas then that's good enough!
5. Roast potatoes... Yes I par boil mine then roast them in goose fat but Aunt Bessie also does the same 😉.
6. Trimmings /Christmas pudding and the like.... Aldi or Lidl!
(oh and while we're on the subject of pudding- if birds custard is what your family likes on the wretched thing then that's fine - you do not need brandy butter /rum sauce etc or anything else that costs a fecking fortune and takes 2 hours to make!)
7. Family....
Children.. Feed the little blighters first separately, if they only want turkey with tomato sauce - fine leave em to it,
it doesn't matter.
Once they are fed bugger them off to play with their Christmas presents so that YOU can enjoy your dinner in Peace!
Adults...
Anyone that can manage to get their sorry arse to your dinner table is also capable of helping to serve up/ sort the kids out/ clear the table /wash up /dry up etc.
And Finally.....

NO ONE....
And I mean no one APART FROM THE COOK IS ALLOWED TO GET DRUNK AND FALL ASLEEP BEFORE THE WASHING UP IS DONE!!!
Rant over 😂

Merry feckin Christmas!

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Beautiful 🥲🥰See this Instagram post by @itsjuliencohen https://t.co/HL9TxB6gC3

[Chris Littlewood @chrislittlewoo8]

Digital ID for every adult is not progress. It is the end of a free society dressed up as convenience.

I am a cyber security specialist. This is my take.

They are selling it as a fix for illegal migration. That is bollocks.

We spend hundreds of billions a year on cyber security and yet the volume of breaches is breaking records. The threat is growing faster than the spend.

Digital ID will not stop boats. It will not stop trafficking gangs. It will not fix a broken border.

Criminals will work around it.

Honest citizens will pay the price.

It builds giant data banks that track where you go, what you buy, what you read and who you speak to.

It links your identity to every checkpoint in daily life.

One breach and your life is exposed.

Look at Jaguar Land Rover and the airports in recent weeks. Now imagine that at national scale on an ID system tied to everything you need to live your daily life.

Here is the risk that ministers will not admit.

Ransomware seeded through a supplier or an insider:

It lies quiet for months.
It rolls through the backups.
On trigger day the register and the recovery sets are both encrypted.

Payments fail. Health and benefits stall. Borders slow. Citizens are frozen out until a ransom is paid or the state rebuilds from scratch.

Centralise identity and you centralise failure.

Do not fall for the pitch.
Function creep is certain.
It starts as login.

It becomes access to money, travel, speech and public services.

It turns rights into permissions controlled by the state and its contractors.

It creates a single point of failure for criminals, insiders and hostile states to target.

It will punish the elderly, the poor and anyone who is not always online.

It will centralise risk and outsource blame.

It will not stop fraud.

It will not stop illegal migration.

It will build the machinery for a social credit system by stealth.

If ministers cared about the border, they would enforce current laws, resource patrols and processing, close loopholes and remove those with no right to stay.

You do not need a national ID to do any of that.

We scrapped ID cards in 2010 for a reason.

Britain does not need a central register to prove age or status.

Yes to privacy first proofs. No to a database state.

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@NotFronchie Thank you ☺️