Michael

self-proclaimed god, humble.

[Michael @Xrrogance]

As much as I hate you right now.
I’ll never forget how you tried to love me.
I’ll make it up to you aswell.
Maybe not together.
But I always see everything.
Don’t worry Sasha.
I always remember.
Everything.

[David @yourealazyfvck]

Odysseus was out here fucking goddesses & nymphs for 8 years straight until he got bored and went back to his wife who stayed loyal to him for 20 years

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The biggest reality check is that life goes on.

[MadamAdam @browndwarf6]

why they use one shark as a headrest

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Gatinha entrou cinco vezes em um prédio em chamas para salvar todos os seus filhotes.

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

hypergamy is truly undefeated

[woke marxist liberal leftist feminist extremist @themelonwizard]

The parallels dude. Fucking chills...

[Mind Dynamo @MindDynamo]

Squeezing your girlfriend's butts can make you live longer

[Michael @Xrrogance]

even if she touched someone else she’s donezo.

[sinister @eelliixxiirrr]

u strong asf if u take somebody back after they fuck someone else 😭

[Offend_no_one @offendnoone]

Women don't apologize,
they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.

Tell me I'm wrong.

[Masculine Theory @MasculineTheory]

Thirsty men are the root of all evil.

[Dating Taxi @DatingTaxi]

Women love sex as much as they love money.

Men love peace as much as they love sex.

[48 Laws Of Power Bot @48_quotes]

Accept that there will be people who will surpass you in some way, and that you may envy them.

But make that feeling a way of pushing yourself to equal or surpass them someday.

Let envy turn inward and it poisons the soul; expel it outward & it can move you to greater heights.

[Michael @Xrrogance]

@DemonFramed But they expect it done for them because some guy in the street will come and offer them that.
The same guy who basically offers it to every pretty girl
since that’s how he picks up girls.
They don’t see the path a man has to take to compete nor concepts of generational wealth.

[Michael @Xrrogance]

@DemonFramed I’m not saying there aren’t exceptions but girls hate girls for a reason.
They spend hours in the shower (waste), make up, preparing.
But most of them (from my experience) shriek at a science video, math etc
Acting like what is shown them is a waste of time
Very materialistic

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Isn't clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun and his wings fell off?

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Weed smokers will drive an hour to go to a view spot, smoke a blunt, and go back home. Y’all crack me up

[Michael @Xrrogance]

@elonmusk yo tf is this

[Michael @Xrrogance]

Pulled a chair and the guy just sat with us.
Ngl terrible conversation partner he fell asleep while the talk was getting good 😪

[Michael @Xrrogance]

Life is good lately