Sam

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

What if Dan Burn just heads Messi out of the stadium. Is there a plan in place for this?

[Sam @xSamWalker]

This is an absolute joke, what on gods earth are we doing

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| NEW: Chelsea are expected to sign Manchester United linked Alex Scott as a possible replacement for Andrey Santos. [@siphillipssport]

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lancsdefender]

I wouldn’t even fill a pothole with Djed Spence. Fucking useless

[Sam @xSamWalker]

This is the shittest football I’ve ever watched… we’re winning fuck all 😂

[Khushi. @khushidave_]

I think I speak for the entire footballing world when I say this: Absolutely not.

[Anthems for a Twenty Five Year‐Old Boy @DFakExGoalanke]

Apparently Arne Slot has just contacted Atletico Madrid asking if the 4 Bad Bunny tickets are still available

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Atletico Madrid Admin today:

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning

[Sam @xSamWalker]

@cjmavfc Looks like Rashford is on his way back, getting the band back together! Can you send us Lindelof?

[Sam @xSamWalker]

No no no🤣

[𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 @OTPipers]

🚨Breaking: Aaron Wan-Bissaka has emerged as a transfer target for Manchester United in a deal worth around £10m.

The club believes Wan-Bissaka knows the club already and getting him won’t be a problem.

(@DiarioSport)

[Sam @xSamWalker]

Joke

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision.

I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years.

I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Sam @xSamWalker]

7 bookings this season for Pep as a manager is nuts 😂

[Sam @xSamWalker]

Adidas kits are miles ahead of Nike now, that New England kit looks fake

[Sam @xSamWalker]

Attempted bribery, as you would 😂😂

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Harry Maguire has been handed a 15 month suspended sentence after a guilty verdict by the Greek Courts.

Maguire has been convicted of all three counts of non-serious assault, resisting arrest and attempted bribery for an incident in Mykonos in August 2020.

[Sam @xSamWalker]

He is absolutely crap

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨Andre Onana endured a nightmare performance tonight — 3 goals conceded from 3 shots on target plus multiple costly errors, finishing with a 5.3 rating.

Trabzonspor fans have exploded online, with many calling for the club to terminate his loan.

#MUFC

[Mark @MarkN1878]

Just put sky on then. Keane, Carragher, Sturridge & Micah Richard’s. What a joke that is. Where is Eni Aluko

[Sam @xSamWalker]

Ever dawned on you that no one wants to listen to you

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Eni Aluko is at it again… 🤦‍♂️

[Natism @Natism]

If a dog can be put to sleep for hurting a child, so should a pedophile.

[Dead Poet @RanceRider2]

they're going extraordinary lengths to make rashford feel at home

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Remember to start each day by immediately grabbing your phone and exploding with anxiety and rage at the news