SoldierMoon

bard-jester-comedian-songwriter + artist/animator who rarely arts/animates • He/Him/His (formality) She/Her (endearingly) • mostly nonsense • Colossians 3:23 †

[SoldierMoon @xSoldierMoon]

Me when I’m Sabrina Carpenter in Fortnite:

[ᖇ @raghda__amer]

شعور انك تواسي شخص من موضوع انت تعاني منه

[Niko Sanrio @NikoSanrio]

Big as a house

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

The moral of the story?

Don’t ever give co workers access to your social media.

Ever.

[SoldierMoon @xSoldierMoon]

@Jess221324 @ToonHive Technically Ursula herself was a relative of Ariel so I mean…

[SoldierMoon @xSoldierMoon]

@ngasbilliterate his bloated ASS 🥵

[SoldierMoon @xSoldierMoon]

@ariismother_ Tired of the bald slick

[SoldierMoon @xSoldierMoon]

@christeyeuh lowkey wish he’d just do porn…

[𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚡'𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛 @BluesBallet]

using the grayscale skintone technique with the fusions!

[SoldierMoon @xSoldierMoon]

@firetruckred77 He had underlying kidney issues that were immediately fixed upon resurrection.

[✨⭐Atti⭐✨ @atti_qu]

I still very much stand by this

[Con Ray | finish masters arc @ConRayArt]

love this piece, “Last day fossil” by Kleinian (2026)

[SoldierMoon @xSoldierMoon]

@nawfghanANT @stilldopegoob Right?! The twang in his voice is fmu & pmtfo at the same time! 😭

[c^den @moreybnett]

straight coworkers started talking about kinks last night and everybody agreed that eating ass is gross and kink shamble and the only other gay coworker and i both went silent and made eye contact like this

[Tommy🌴 @tommyhustler]

New poster just arrived!😂

[SoldierMoon @xSoldierMoon]

@peanutbutrluvr3 Cuz it really be looking like them!!! 😭😭😭

[SoldierMoon @xSoldierMoon]

@OdelmisHidalgo 18 year olds swear anybody who looks younger than 30 is 18-21 like…

[SoldierMoon @xSoldierMoon]

@diplo and you still got a big dick