Stephanie Alejandra

Forever a weirdo with no filter and too much energy.. & yet somehow it's not enough energy to stop me procrastinating.

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

I have grown since my last tweet... I still own black shirts, but at least I managed to remove all the fur from them

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

I used to own a lot of black shirts... now they're all basically white.. goddamn cat fur #catownerproblems

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

oh yeah #happynewyear2017 totally not late or anything >.>

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

I just want someone to bring me juice & vodka so I can drink it & take a nap in my fort because I'm a goddamn adult & can do what I like

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

#ItsFuckingHot

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

I'm at that stage of a fresh tattoo where shedding reptiles are my #spiritanimals

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

Me: I look like trash right now but I'll deal with that when I get home
Brother: You're an inspiration to us all

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

Owns nothing but black shirts
Spends 30mins searching for the one I actually want to wear

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

I spent my entire weekend being a zombie mushroom crab and a big mouthed cat... I'm ok with this #Parasect #CheshireCat #Cosplay

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

-decides I need to go buy new jeans
-forgets I have an injury and fresh tattoo on one leg
-instantly regrets life in the change room

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

I started to get work done on a thing today

All my thanks to dirtydavtattoos for helping me out… https://t.co/oICTHuC6z3

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

Me all day today. #HappyHalloween weirdos <3 https://t.co/wKvbTIUDan

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

*looks at total hrs worked*
WOO, worked heaps! Bank account gon' be so healthy!
*remembers I got bills to pay*
#NeverMind #StillBrokeAsFuck

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

I'm driving 30mins to drop off 7 sheets of paper.. Then coming home to finish my second assignment and submit it online
#joy -.-

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

Things I do during assessment time:
- exercise
- exfoliate
- clean room
- nap
- eat
- drink
Things I don't do:
- my assignments

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

Trying to squeeze 5 weeks of lectures, into 2 hrs, to choose 3 examples for 1 question. #Fml

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

Me: Muuum I'm broken
Mum: You're getting old, it's all downhill from here
Me: I hope so. I hate going uphill. Killer on the knees
Mum: -.-'

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

I love October, it's got all my favourite things... But I'm pretty sure I'm going to pass out for at least a week once it's over #SoBusy

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

When I actually manage to drag myself to class on time so I can use the equipment - tutor is late. Why girl? Shit's due. Lemme finish -.-'

[Stephanie Alejandra @xStephAlejandra]

Procrastinating so hard I'm actually exercising to avoid project work... & I have all the athleticism of a baked potato gone cold