Jason

Global threat manger and executive security director- Global Fortune 500 company. Buckeye fan

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

@dbongino Agree on principle. I have flu today and went to phar0with mask to reduce spread to others. Not all face diaper wearers are drones

[Zach Smith @CoachZachSmith]

“Listen if the shoe were on the other foot I would be the first person to call for Brady Hoke to step down. But the great thing about being a Michigan Man is that our coach would never lie, steal, or cheat in the first place. Michigan Men hold themselves to a higher standard than the rest of the world and especially Ohio. In fact if I were at the center of such a heinous cheating scandal like getting free tattoos for my autograph, my shoulder would probably pop out of its socket again for how quickly I'd raise my hand and say I resign. But that's just a Michigan Man talking. Ohio's coach had to wait for the entire investigation to conclude before being told he had to step away.

And before people say this is a Michigan vs. Ohio thing it isn't. This is a just a human issue for me. It makes me want to vomit. Sorry for caring.”

- Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente)

[Zach Smith @CoachZachSmith]

Hmmmm… telling the OC that the defense is bringing “Edge Pressure” before the play.

Cheating motherfuckers! These Michigan fans are in DENIAL‼️
https://t.co/hhTmv3PDOv

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

@TonyGerdeman Concerned about how sloppy they have been in big games

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

@mysterybluemoon @PicturesFoIder By policy, if they dont sign they must be arrested and go before a magistrate. The signature is a promise to go to court in lieu of arrest. The officer has no choice and will be disciplined if he doesnt arrest accoding to the law. The officers don't make the rules..just enforce.

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

Ok, how is everyone so chill, I would have emptied my gun.

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

@nojumper Textbook definition of justified use of deadly force. Anyone else saying its not is intentionally ignorant or selling a narrative.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Spent last two days at Twitter in SF talking to engineers, product managers and yes, @elonmusk. Learned a ton about what’s going on. Before I share, want to note that after couple hour meeting I asked Elon what I could share and he said, “anything that’s true.”

🧵time…

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

I see a lot of negativity today, so I wanted to take a moment to reflect on what is going right.

1. Covid jabs are overpriced, but on the plus side, you probably don't need them. Suck it, inflation!

2. If your son is too rambunctious, you can legally remove his balls.

🧵

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

@treft88 Well??? Funny thing about being wrong, it often feels the same way as being right. Obviously, i had the right of it here. Too bad bing wrong felt so right to you.

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

Icarus —- hold my beer, while we get closer to the sun. Boston University researchers claim to have developed new, more lethal COVID strain in lab | Fox News. https://t.co/vzZ4kotzzZ

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

@treft88 As a former football coach myself, i don't think you have to explain much, but alas, i could be wrong. Tell me what you've seen, not what you believe, that supports OSU over Michigan? Who are the Big Ten champs? Who have better stats? OSU and Michigan have now played 2 bad teams.

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

I still can’t get over the fact that creatine (yes, the workout supplement) outperforms SSRIs in the treatment of major depression

[✨⃤djcalligraphy @DJcalligraphy]

THIS IS INSANE! 🤯
How does this work?

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

People seem to be programmable by their, “tribe.”

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

They said we have to get rid of Trump to stop WW3 so they put in Biden and now they want WW3

Make it make sense

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

Pay attention to the word “thermobaric”. You’ll hear it soon.

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

A “how to” on including every rhetorical buzzword into an argument in such a bad, way it seems like an snl clip. Oxford University debate

[Andrew Doyle @andrewdoyle_com]

For the woke, there is nothing that cannot be problematised.

[Annika H Rothstein @truthandfiction]

This is a miracle and it fills me with pride and joy

[Jason @xSYNISTR]

Cutting the pie, Letter perfect entry, clearing door frame, movement into room, all preceded with distraction device. This is awesome ! His kids had no chance!

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

You think this is a game?