>get a rock
>melt rock
>turn rock into powder
>turn rock into a crystal
>turn it back into a rock
>inscribe ancient runes with powerful magic onto rock
>trick rock into thinking
>can now use this evolved rock to play skyrim with the most degenerate porn mods imaginable
how the FUCK did they figure all this shit out?
>be Brian Wilson
>wake up from a decade long nap
>casually make one of the best albums of the 70's and pioneer a new genre of music all by yourself
>go back to bed for another decade
LAUNCH THE MISSLE NOW!!!!!!!!!
>Lied to a superior general
>Attempted murdering a child
>insubordination
>Treason (almost nuked populated american soil during the cold war)
>attempt at desertion
Mansley was exicuted. One way or the other
>evil purple man corrupts youth and their parents through lies and consumerism
>rangers become wise ninjas more in tune with nature
>rangers reunite nuclear families and kill the evil purple man through friendship
Uh hello based epartment? Three VHS coppies please
>thourghly wash my face, use shitloads of different products and scrubs to the point its squeaky clean
>next morning the entire face is covered in painful zits and pimples
>first date
>ask her what her favorite dinosaur is
>ummmmmmm i dont know, stegosaurus maybe?
>explain why shes wrong for the next two hours