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>get a rock
>melt rock
>turn rock into powder
>turn rock into a crystal
>turn it back into a rock
>inscribe ancient runes with powerful magic onto rock
>trick rock into thinking
>can now use this evolved rock to play skyrim with the most degenerate porn mods imaginable

how the FUCK did they figure all this shit out?

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@GreentextWizard

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@blacknredtext

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@blacknredtext Based on this greentext

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Anon buys some kids a GameCube memory card

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Anon is baked potato

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Based off of this greentext

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Rendered by Grok

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>be Brian Wilson
>wake up from a decade long nap
>casually make one of the best albums of the 70's and pioneer a new genre of music all by yourself
>go back to bed for another decade

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LAUNCH THE MISSLE NOW!!!!!!!!!

>Lied to a superior general
>Attempted murdering a child
>insubordination
>Treason (almost nuked populated american soil during the cold war)
>attempt at desertion

Mansley was exicuted. One way or the other

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>evil purple man corrupts youth and their parents through lies and consumerism
>rangers become wise ninjas more in tune with nature
>rangers reunite nuclear families and kill the evil purple man through friendship

Uh hello based epartment? Three VHS coppies please

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>look good
>Take a selfie
>I look like a retard

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>voices in my head
>try and talk back
>they ignore me
>tfw your hallucinations don't even want to talk to you

What gives?

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>Feel like i should be doing something
>Don't know what
>vague sense of uneasieness that im not doing it

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>gf says she doesnt want kids in the future
>i suggest i might donate my sperm then
>shes vehemently against it

curious

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>thourghly wash my face, use shitloads of different products and scrubs to the point its squeaky clean
>next morning the entire face is covered in painful zits and pimples

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>first date
>ask her what her favorite dinosaur is
>ummmmmmm i dont know, stegosaurus maybe?
>explain why shes wrong for the next two hours