reapersroses

kingdom hearts diehard, marluxia simp
he/him
03/23/2001 | 25yrs
idk how to use this platform lol
Art account - @dilodaydreams

[Baron Blobert Von mucinex the 4th. @juda1313]

Scare actors care, goodnight everybody.

[HAMSKY ♥️ @HamskyHbb]

when i was 17, my dad handed me a folded $20 bill and said "this is your emergency money. don't spend it unless it's a real emergency." i kept it in the back of my wallet for eight years. i skipped pizza nights, said "i'll pay you back friday" to a lot of friends, and never touched it. last month, my card got declined at a gas station at midnight. my phone was at 2%, i was 20 miles from home, and my tank was empty. i finally pulled out the bill with shaking hands and unfolded it...

[FREAKY AXEL 💥👅😜| playing days @cpnfantastic]

WATCH THIS!

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

“if you were really sick you wouldn’t be able to do xyz” you severely underestimate my ability to do things while feeling like i’m going to die

[isseul @bambissevl]

I’ve been nerfed

[Emergency 🌷 @X_sun_ny]

if you live with someone with ADHD and they say "i'm putting this in a safe spot," take it out of their hands. that item is about to leave this dimension.

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

being high functioning depressed sometimes makes you forget what help is too. you could be at your lowest about to die and go "yeah I'll ride this one out"

[HRJ @clownofuptown]

One day, realtors are going to describe this as “pre-war”

[Dave Kratzy @Krtzyy]

I found a really neat minecraft mod called "3D Maps"

when a map placed in an item frame it creates a small 3D render of the map

I could totally see this being a vanilla feature one day, it's a great way to show off builds

[snicker / kris || CORESLAMS IS SO BACK ??????? @snickerolli]

why is no one bringing up the fact that op is Israeli and thats why theyre mad lmao

[Spicy Potato Soft Taco @MagicMallory]

Accidentally cut through a funeral procession leaving the dispensary parking lot to go to KFC

[🎧Astro girl🫧 @Amarachukwuuu]

She’s got a promising future, we shouldn’t let one act ruin her life

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

One day trump will shut his piggy eyes for good, and there will be a worldwide celebration the likes of which has never been seen before.

[Morpheus @MorpheusReplies]

Be blessed.
#prototype1006 #catnap

[Tom💛 @tom_on_here]

Fuck fuck FUCK the plane just landed, time to stand up in row 40 and try to push my way through to the front right fucking NOW I HAVE to get to the Cinnabon in the terminal NOW

[🪏 Ron Zertnert 𓅃 @ChicoDelPeligro]

This kinda shit is why 1 year fast food service should be mandatory worldwide, the longer you sit at the window, the longer average wait times go up, a big ass red timer announces your times and your manager screams at you if it gets too high and no I'm not joking

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Home schooling your kids is fucked up. What will they do when they encounter “smells like up dog in here” for the first time at 24? They won’t have the psychological immunities built up to defend themselves. They’ll be killed on the spot.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

jiggles my low-poly body on a patch of dirt peacefully