Hoss Delgado

I don't have twitter

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[Randy Orton @RandyOrton]

In the end, THIS is what it’s all about.

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Hoss Delgado @XTruchX]

*Sibling fighting *

Brother: she took my fan!

Me: give his fan back

Sister: no I wanna use it!

Me: can't you guys just share it?

Sister: No!

Me: why not?

Sister: because, I'll break it!

Me: ??????

[Hoss Delgado @XTruchX]

Camper quotes 2026 edition:

[Hoss Delgado @XTruchX]

4 year old: I remember what 7+7 is!

Counselor: What is it?

4: 14!

Counselor: What's 8+8?

4: 😰oh no....

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my entire perspective on life changes like every two weeks.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

And yes I do think human connection is the point of life. What about it

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[AdequateEmily 🔜 Fantasia 2026 @AdequateEmily]

“Don’t make this a thing” is so funny

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

you’re going to be fine. eventually you’ll meet a girl who’s willing to make the first couple of hundred moves and you’ll be fine

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when two people talking to me at the same time:

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

[Tubi @Tubi]

because i'm for the people

[Hoss Delgado @XTruchX]

@spragels Only 21 kills in a bot game with a speedster?? Washed

[Angelina @decodelily]

my version of flirting is looking at someone i find attractive multiple times and hoping they're braver than me

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory