Joshua Flores

Geek, Gamer, Moderator, and Full Time Derp.

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

People got longer for tweeting about it.

[Riley Nuttall @nuttallriley1]

Last silly post of the day ❤️

[Tortanga @thicc_stick_boi]

Did Gabe Newell fuck this dude’s wife or something?

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

🎯🤣🤣

[Joshua Flores @XvShadow]

@TheBabylonBee Should've been Dwarven Battlerager armor

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Legendary actor Mel Brooks turns 100 this weekend

He just filmed Spaceballs 2 at age 99

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[Dragon's Dogma @DragonsDogma]

🐲 #DD2 August Update Details 1 🐲

Save system adjustments: The number of save slots will be increased from one to three, allowing you to create separate saves for several Arisen. Plus, each slot allows for three save types; Autosave, Interim Save and Last Inn Rest Save.

Please note: You won't be able to create multiple save slots for the same Arisen. These new slots are only added when starting a new adventure with a fresh Arisen.

#DD2DA

[Wesley ✨ @wesleytypes]

Steam Summer Sale is here.

[Warhorse Studios @WarhorseStudios]

The Steam Summer Sale has started!

Have you been waiting for a deal to jump into Bohemia? With up to 60% off KCD2 and 80% off KCD there’s never been a better time!

#KCD2 #steamsummersale #PCGaming #warhorsestudios

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

In my mind the N64 version looked just like this back in 1999

[Warhorse Studios @WarhorseStudios]

6 million Henrys. An achievement we couldn’t have reached alone.

Thank you for being a part of this community, we’re excited to have you with us on the adventure! 💚

#KCD2 #WarhorseStudios

[Total War @totalwar]

Help shape the development of Total War: MEDIEVAL III’s factions!

In our latest blog, Leif and Paw shed some light on how our factions come to life. You’ll also get the chance to have your say in which ones we bring to the game!

Learn more 👉 https://t.co/rv3rogIz8S

[Rav @TonyRav]

Can the US just host the World Cup every year

[Joshua Flores @XvShadow]

@DailyLoud He made that guy turn the other check while he pummeled it 🤣🫡

[d_simba..Greatness The First @OluwatiseSimba]

@DailyLoud LMAO