This… “precum”? Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you.
You… go to your trade, and you suck… I don’t know, that lumpy big cock, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put in your mouth, but what you don’t know is that that precum is not just cum, it’s not lube, it’s not piss, it’s actually everything.
You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that, in 2025, Sniffies did a collab with BARRAGÁN of a cum-stained hoodie, and then I think it was Sniffies again, wasn’t it?… who showed cum rag towels. I think we need more precum.
Orochimaru sucks for obvious reasons but he serves an undeniable amount of cunt & gender fluidity that no other villain has done before. He’s lowkey Sasuke’s drag mother. The way Sasuke’s demon form is a 20 inch teased buss down with a purple lip and sclera lenses like ok diva…