Jordan Terry

[casiqua @c_ajuhlia]

it has officially reached don’t come outside until after 7 weather

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This how the Power Rangers would walk around and nobody ever put two and two together

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

When asked to say “Free Palestine” JERRY SEINFELD responds saying that Palestine “DOESN’T EXIST”

It would be classified as a hate crime if a public figure said Israel doesn’t exist.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

📸: A famous 38 year old man picks up his 17 year old girlfriend from high school.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Kudos to this brave young man for recovering the backpack of a man who was randomly attacked by a weirdo in Harlem yesterday.

We need more men like him!

NYC, keep your head on a swivel.

[Covie @covie_93]

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

So the kid gets murdered. They convict the suspect of murder. Then the victim's family gets death threats?

Excuse my French. Fuck kind of stupid ass society are we living in?

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

The IDF Chief Rabbi, Eyal Krim says raping Gentiles is permitted:

“It is permitted to satisfy the evil inclination by lying with attractive Gentile women against their will, out of consideration for the difficulties faced by the soldiers and for overall success."

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Algae has been found in the Reflecting Pool just 4 days after Trump's $16,000,000 renovations.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Trump just tweeted this.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Jerry Seinfeld was asked to drop a Free Palestine after the Knicks game.

"It doesn't exist.”

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Literally can’t watch Seinfeld anymore, once one of my fave shows. This man is a disgusting and proud racist who doesn’t support the genocide of a people but doesn’t even recognize their existence. He should be shunned from polite society, but, y’know, the ‘Palestine exception’.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Things that don’t exist according to Jerry Seinfeld:

[Aysha @AyshaSusmaz]

Charlie Kirk doesn’t exist anymore and Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophiIe.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING: 🇫🇷🇮🇱 Following an investigation, French officials have revealed that Blackcore, an Israel-based organization, has been meddling in numerous elections across the world.

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: Stephen A. Smith: “I would give anything to be able to say something definitively in Karmelo Anthony’s defense. If there was a shred of innocence to the incident itself, I would say so. I don’t want to see another black young man going to jail.”

“But I don’t give a d*mn about what your race or ethnicity is. Just because you’re white and young doesn’t mean you deserve to be m*rdered. And just because you’re black and young … doesn’t give you a license to m*rder someone.”

“That’s what happened.”

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?