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[Dr. Camden Morgante @DoctorCamden]

Were you the “good kid” who “parents never had to worry about”?

Watch out for those kids. They may turn up in therapy 10-20 years later with repressed emotions, overfunctioning, and the inability to ask for help because they’ve always had to be perfect.

[Nipee tu @Y47482470]

@Osama_otero Atachizi proper Buda akiekwa ndani

[Nipee tu @Y47482470]

@WangechiCaramel Laughs in Donald trump's lips

[Nipee tu @Y47482470]

@Victoria_Nkatha Beautiful foot, dm

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

Huku tuko na mpaka watu walimaliza highschool 2015

[Suka @superwomanKe]

Moi University just increased pass mark for A ( 75-100), B (65-74), C (55-64) , D (45-54) and Supp aka F (0-44). Hakuna vile tunasukumwa Supp by force ndo wakule pesa.... We are tired bana....

[Pateezy🇰🇪 @Pateezy_]

Haaland huwa anafunga tu tap ins na anapewa io hype yote. Smh

[Eccedentesiast ⚕️ @__amalleiu_z__]

twitter is facade cuz in rl women date short men, men date women with no ass/titties, women go 50/50, men pay for rent n vacations, etc. people just argue for the sake of arguing online

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Heartbreak huwa so ghetto, my neighbor has been crying the whole night, I've woken up and still can hear her crying 😭😢

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

I've been given a lift by a babe on her bike from Utawala to Cabanas and I'd like to officially announce that I'm ghei 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Kakwenza Rukirabashaija @KakwenzaRukira]

I doubt that even with his military ranks, Muhoozi can defeat me in wrestling or Karate or kickboxing. The fool has lived a sedentary lifestyle of pizza, alcohol and Viagra. No physical strength, no intellectual acuity. Just a hippopotamus dressed in military uniform

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

The cost of living is still rising so kama hujafukuzwa kwenyu usihame out of peer or social pressure. No need to eat once or twice a week like a Crocodile bruv.

[Jeff Kinyanjui @_JeffKinyanjui]

20 years later I understand why my uncle went to Coast and cut us off, never to be seen again in Kiambu to date

[St Laurent @Murithire]

Naingia ig napatana na my classmates wa highschool wakipost picha za wakiwa majuu na wengine asia, alafu kuna mimi hata nairobi siko, mahn i have never felt this bad. What did i do to deserve this lawd, i don't deserve this!

[CyberRanger @CyberRanger_NNN]

Mombasa nayo ni Mombasa raha bwana. You taste the food prepared by a Coastal girl and really wonder whether this is the same meal yenye inachenga so many cute girls in this country.Same ingredients.Same everything.Just a different name.Aisha.I will delay in Mombasa by a week.Yes.

[Nipee tu @Y47482470]

@luckyaudrey07 @MwendiaJnr Everyone has freedom of expression, woman

[Nedra Glover Tawwab @NedraTawwab]

Watching your parents have a dysfunctional relationship with each other is traumatic.

[CyberRanger @CyberRanger_NNN]

How do you automatically know that the person you're talking with is intelligent? How do you discern intelligence? According to you.

[Mujuni Raymond @qataharraymond]

DROPPED: Muhoozi Kainerugaba, son of @KagutaMuseveni has been dropped as land forces commander.

Details to follow