Orphaner Dualscar

lovvbloods tryin to catch me ridin dirty.

[Orphaner Dualscar @YABOYORPHANER]

people vvonder vvhy i got such a temper and to that i say if yall all vvould stop fucking up i vvouldnt have to get pissed

[Orphaner Dualscar @YABOYORPHANER]

yall vvonder vvhy i stuck around mindfang so long but tbh the pail is great and if you ignore her the rest of the time thats an 8/8 deal

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if i vvere you guys id be careful because vvhen you say 'summoner' i hear 'crabs'...............#butthatsnoneofmybusiness

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@ThomasJurban haha youre vvrong friend because vvhen you fire a harpoon at something that is in fact hovv you kill it. here let me shovv you

[Orphaner Dualscar @YABOYORPHANER]

@partofurvworld #stillbetterthanyourmusic

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@twotheheaven2 i cant keep going on anymore. there is no vvay to go on and maintain my pride.

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@twotheheaven2 alright im listening. costs extra if you vvant me to strip though.

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ill shovv up for hatchday parties or any other celebration but my cover fee is enough rum to drovvn myself in and a pinup mag

[Orphaner Dualscar @YABOYORPHANER]

rip mindfang's sense of pride

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nothin says 'i can be young again' quite like settin forth on the open seas in vvhat really amounts to be a bulge substitute

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shes already got the guy half her age all she needs is a nice shiny bright-ass red ship

[Orphaner Dualscar @YABOYORPHANER]

mindfang more like midspan crisis

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@8itchyPir8 okay, let me rephrase: RESPECT yourself.

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vvhen i vvas in my prime the summoner vvas barely a tvvinkle in the mother grubs eye. i guess vvhat im saying is love yourself, mindfang.

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look i dont vvanna hear any of this talk about magic being fake i think vve ALL savv sabrina the teenage vvitch

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but ultimately my experience vvith human seducing in the dreambubbles can be summed up in four vvords: doesnt matter, had sex. zzB)

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seriously yall got so much hair vvhy the fuck yall got so much hair SMH

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[me the first time i pailed vvith a human] um

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@ThomasJurban sorry vvhat vvas that? i couldn't hear you, i vvas too busy blocking out the haters.

[Orphaner Dualscar @YABOYORPHANER]

@ThomasJurban vvho the fuck asked you bill nye maybe i vvas talking about the harpoon part