Peter Griffin

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[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

I like that 1 Rap song where they talk about how much money they have.

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

If you're not raising your boys to respect women, they'll never become men.

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

When I'm loud, people ask me to be quiet. When I'm quiet, people ask me what is wrong with me...

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

I always have to text first or we don't talk? Fuck that.

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

I HATE when I miss a call by a few seconds, call the person back, and they don't answer.

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

I need a 6 month Holliday... Twice a year

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

Me: I finally understand math.

*moves on to next question*

Me: What the hell is this?

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

Bitches 5'11 or taller shouldn't be wearing heels... fuck you tryna do whisper to god
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[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

That sad moment when you lose a chip in the dip, then send a recon chip in to save it and that breaks too...

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

You know you suck if spell check has no idea what you were trying to say.

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

(To Lois) You better watch who your calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, then do you know what that makes you? A pedophile.

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

When coach tells me to bunt...

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

Softball players 😍

[Peter Griffin @YaBoyPeterGriff]

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