Jackson DeHaven

Eccentric Billionaire

[Jackson DeHaven @YackinJackson]

Beware the COVIDES of March

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@realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump are you finally gonna tell us it's a wig?

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Can someone play this backwards for us please? https://t.co/i19QlbiBC4

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@MockTheWeek @daraobriain who does this remind you of?

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@becca_nielsen you are so right about toast!

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#NewProfilePic

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Go anywhere in Iowa #WaysToRuinAVacation

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Have a black light party in your $43 motel room #WaysToRuinAVacation

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Moses brings masses of free Jewish people to Egypt where he helps the Pharaoh to enslave them #ReverseAFilmPlot

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Radioactive boy bites a normal spider who winds up committing crime and is always in interviews with the local paper #ReverseAFilmPlot

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Private James Ryan and his brothers trek across France in search of Tom Hanks who is the last man in his battalion. #ReverseAFilmPlot

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Vince and Jewels decide to take up a life of crime and aid Butch in stealing a case from Marcellus Wallace #ReverseAFilmPlot

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RP McMurphy breaks into an insane assylum where he then murders Chief Bromdom and falls in love with Nurse Ratchet. #ReverseAFilmPlot

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An affluent rapper from New York gives up music to become a crack dealer and winds up dying without a dime to his name #ReverseAFilmPlot

[Jackson DeHaven @YackinJackson]

It makes you look slim and toned #LittleWhiteLiesITold

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I do #LittleWhiteLiesITold

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I'm now rash free #LittleWhiteLiesITold

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Of course I'll call you tomorrow cutie #LittleWhiteLiesITold

[Jackson DeHaven @YackinJackson]

That was the best head I have ever got #LittleWhiteLiesITold

[Jackson DeHaven @YackinJackson]

I gotta get to sleep early, I'm only gonna have a beer and then go #LittleWhiteLiesITold