Huge Yackman 🐈💨

Too scared to live.
Too hungry to care.
He/Him but I don't personally care. Just don't be disrespectful.

[Huge Yackman 🐈💨 @YackPlays]

Poop poop pee poop pee. #poop #pee

[Huge Yackman 🐈💨 @YackPlays]

I think I'm done here. A man who once made me Doge money is about to unleash the floodgates of orange hate and I don't want to be here when it happens. I'm barely holding on as it is. I love all y'all that deserve love. I'm on Insta if ya want: YackNotYack
🤎🤍💜🖤💙🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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@rainjewel It's a thing? Wow. Did you get a recipe?

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Got a bunch of "Pride" stickers from Wish. It looks like they just typed "rainbow" into an image search and hit print. But my favorites are Gay Juice, Hella Gay, and Human Right.

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@quelokay YES! $75 for a lifetime of style.

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@TessaViolet You bring up an interesting point.

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Watched Gravity last night. I must be missing something. It felt like the first 2/3 of the movie wasn't there. Was this a part 2 and I didn't see part 1?

[Huge Yackman 🐈💨 @YackPlays]

I think I just watched Suspiria, but now I'm not sure if I watched the movie or a 3 hour YouTubePoop video.

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My sex playlist is just Raffi - "Banana Phone" on a 10 Hour loop.

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@TessaViolet Business

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@rhymeswithrage I majored in Special Education. Why can't I fix my patient's bowel issues?

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Daughter

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My week:
Spent $3700 fixing my car.
Boss said I'm getting written up for calling out sick 4 times this year.
Friend sent me a Lyft gift card I saw too late, so I can't use it. So guilty.
Rental car place charged me more than agreed.
I'm gonna cry from the piled-on pressure.

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@berrybebopboy Oh. Ok.

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100% on board with No Sober October. This month has been a fuckin doooooozy.

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Just watched Let The Right One In. I want to be Eli's friend.

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@quelokay According to Google Maps, it would take me 17hrs and 33min to walk to work. So I guess I should get started.

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My car is in the shop and it's gonna cost me 4k to get it back. Anyone want to buy a genuine copy of Monopoly for SNES in its original slightly worn box? $4,000 with Free shipping.

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@quelokay It makes way too much sense.

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I'm having a crisis of self-hatred. I've had trouble telling myself I'm ugly ever since I saw this damn comic. It got to me. I'm not ready to love myself, but now I'm just floating in purgatory.