Johnny “Workshop” Patel

SAE Risk Chair ‘07 | IBW Founding Father | UBS M&A | Womps | Kelley 3/2 Enthusiast

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Ops scores dropped. How we feeling ⬇️

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@EdwardTidsworth Something about these new cans man

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@EdwardTidsworth Eugene, you’ve earned it.

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Upstairs on LineLeap?? I blame PE (private equity)

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@blackout7days Welcome, Mike

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@UpstairsPub_IU Crashing the bottleneck is only effective when the benefits outweigh the cost you twat

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And that concludes this week’s “How Long Until Upstairs Smells Like Poop”
Final score: 9:30p

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@CurryAyush YES SAAR 💩💩

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@Dogg1946G What class I need to know

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@MickNarsh11 She bottle on my neck til I batch

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@b4zk_ @bousewarrior Got into Root Cellar freshman year with a Monroe County library card

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@HoosierHogtie We won its over

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Make Kelley Smell Good Again ‘28

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@hoosierjohnny1 And the Muslim one is just YouTube Kids

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Today I’ve consumed:
Zyn before Ops
Beer after Ops
Smoothie to carb up before lift
1 scoop preworkout

Asshole about to be flowing like the Zambezi River

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@PrezElRandle All the Rocky movies first, save Die Hard for Christmas time

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War is over. Someone find me a roll of duct tape, 2 4Lokos , a brick wall, and the loudest speaker in Bloomington #alittlehigher

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@pdhoosier1972

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@Eugene34333572 Thank you for all you’ve done for the 10:35 population Eugene. I checked X before my notes everyday this week to know what I’m walking into