The Actual God

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

#ShoutOut to Lucifer, for stealing 1/3 of my angels and betraying me and the other Archangels.

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

#ShoutOut to MY SON, Jesus, for saving all humans from sin.

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

My Son, I know that you are in a time of trouble, so please have faith in me, and you will join me in heaven.

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

#ShoutOut to Adam and Eve, for successfully dooming all mankind to sin and death. You are the #RealChampions

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

Its almost as if Judas was Snape and My Son was like Dumbledore #HarryPotterSpoilers #sorrynotsorry

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

Jesus' 12 disciple friends are hella cool, hope one of them doesn't betray Him #spoilers

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

#Pharisees? More Like SQUAREisees! hahahaaha. I MADE YOU. The least you can do is laugh at my jokes.

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

My Son was lost, but now is found #SoundsLikeASongOrSomething #nice

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

9 Months later, and MY SON was born, wish him a happy birthday, and a merry (secular) christmas to yourself you non-believers

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

Joseph looking hella confused, Gabriel tell them whats-what #InLikeADreamOrSomething #IDK #BeCreative #GreenIsNotACreativeColor

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

YO Joseph, take Mary as your wife, so everyone won't stone her #WithRocks

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

#FYI Mary, you are carrying the SON OF GOD (Me) so keep Him hella safe #RaddestMessiah

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

#DivineIntervention Mary is pregnant now lol

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

Civilization advancing pretty well, lets fast forward to Jesus #MySon

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

Moses came up to me today and said "I broke the 10 commandments."
"what?"
"Yea, like broke the tablets in two"
"you are kidding"
"sorry"

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

What? Israelites be worshipping cows? Not in my Earth. #LayingDownTheLaw

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

Skipping ahead in history, lets hand out the 10 Commandments #Moses #TenCommandments

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

Just made the wa-wa (oceans) #water

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

This whole earth thing is gunna take a while #takinmytime

[The Actual God @Yahweh2Cool]

btw dinosaurs were the best thing I ever made #dinosaurs #sorrynotsorry