Yala7wy

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[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

Summers almost over & we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it? http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang... http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

u're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not u have a man. u also have great http://t.co/7zv2z1tD1l

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

I just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today? http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once.. http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash. http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again. http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

Cant wait for Maghrib so we can have us some monkey sex! By monkey sex I mean just eating good bananas, calm down http://t.co/ERzeYi8c47

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning. http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

New dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties. http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy. http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for? http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27. http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m

[Yala7wy @Yala7wy]

Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious http://t.co/CCkZGTpA3m