Yaltz

when it’s his time i hope his soul go to heaven - he nasty like that ol time old no. 7

[alessandra @bIiccy]

I can’t wait to dream again and be with my unborn daughter and love of my life I love them and miss them so much and I hope everything works out.

[loss @dotbackward]

@Twizzy9998

[Yaltz @Yaltz_]

@TheMonkeyCobra Get a grip dude, lol. God damn.

[L’Apey @ouiouiapey]

Smoking crack with an alien named cracksmokulon

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING CARD THROWING MACHINE? Where’s the fucking card throwing machine, dude?”

“Dude, Wee Man, I would NEVER use a card throwing machine on you.”

[Yaltz @Yaltz_]

Need this rn

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

My 4 inch tall fairy wife on my balls:

[Nosebleed University @NBSUniversity]

Charles Johnson has quietly knocked out Joshua Van and Lone’er Kavanagh in the last two years. Not a bad little receipt stack.

[nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer]

@ZyMazza imagining them inventing the computer in like 400 bc and then using it exclusively for gambling

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[JustaKnicksFan|TheMadTitan @JustaKnicksFan_]

@youngthug Just so you can say this after ? 💀

[Yaltz @Yaltz_]

This is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Seriously holy shit. Wow. Another angle of the lid blowing off in Moscow.

[Elvis Sinosickk @ElvisSinosickk]

Why did Conor turn Chinese here?

[John Cialdella @jcialdella1]

@PoliceIncident If we had AI on our guns, then the gun would have recognized the officer as the target and not discharged.

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[Davie Ferreira @ferreira_d57554]

I'm just wolfing out lol

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

I think this needs to be said...

People who put their kids on leashes..... ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?

[RAMAYAN @ramayan_69]

🚨 Dana White confirms construction of ‘The Claw’ for the UFC White House event is complete 👀

(via @danawhite)

[Yaltz @Yaltz_]

@georgiopoullas_ That bitch is huge!!!

[😈 Xavier ✞ @RealXavier011]

What in the hell? 👀

[Lettychad @fauxneticism]

Streamstars predator hunting livestream except they just keep catching each other #fishtanklive