gym guys will be like “i can’t believe they took the covid vaccine”
and then inject BPC-157, ipamorelin, MOTS-c, and an unpronounceable peptide shipped from Nicaragua after reading a subreddit comment from liverkingdisciple69 about mice getting jacked
vibe coded The Epstein Files podcast with Claude in a weekend and just crossed 100,000 downloads in its first week.
to put that in perspective:
the top 1% of all podcasts globally get around 5,000 downloads in their first 7 days. this did 100k. that's 20x the top 1% threshold.
the average podcast gets 141 downloads in its first 30 days. most spend 18+ months trying to crack 1,000 per episode. a lot never get there and there are 4.5 million podcasts out there right now.
no fancy studio. no production team. just Claude, a mac mini, and a weekend of focused work curating the right approach to this series.
still processing this one honestly.
i'm mass-releasing everything.
the complete automation playbook i use to run a $600K/month agency:
→ 47 n8n workflows agencies charge $5K-$15K each for
→ the one-sentence prompts that build any of them in under 3 minutes
→ my "consultant pricing" spreadsheet (what they charge vs what it costs)
→ 12 plug-and-play templates for the automations every business needs
→ the exact Claude prompts i use to debug workflows instantly
here's what's in it:
LEAD GEN (agencies charge $18K+ total):
- lead enrichment + scoring pipeline
- competitor monitoring system
- social listening engine
- cold outreach sequencer
OPERATIONS (agencies charge $24K+ total):
- client onboarding automations
- invoice recovery system
- meeting no-show rescuer
- daily CEO dashboard
CONTENT (agencies charge $15K+ total):
- blog-to-social repurposer
- AI content calendar builder
- review response drafter
- newsletter automation
every workflow is described in plain english.
paste into Synta → deploys to n8n → running in minutes.
no code. no courses. no $200/hr "experts."
i built my entire agency on these.
now you can too.
reply "PLAYBOOK" + retweet
i'll send the entire vault.
(must be following so i can DM)
taking this down friday. this should be a $997 product.
@jeffzwang "Facebook's revenue was approximately $12.47 billion in 2014 when its MAU reached around 1.3-1.4 billion, a level consistent with approximately 1 billion WAUs (based on a 60-70% WAU-to-MAU ratio)." Back then it was trading at around a $200B market cap (while profitable)