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Houston Astros 2026 World Series Champions #ChaseTheFight IN TUVE WE TRUST. 17’💍22’💍 26’???

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Maldy catching all year, having a horrible leash on pitchers, Chaz and Yainer not playing enough, the list goes on and on. Dusty baker robbed us of another World Series.

[SleeperAstros @SleeperAstros]

In honor of the #AllStarGame tonight, never forget when Alex Bregman and George Springer went back-to-back in 2018

[Space City Sports @LiveSCS]

Twins broadcast knew what was about to happen

[MLB @MLB]

Dashy and @OpTicTexas are finally Major champs in BO7 🦇🏆

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

I love Paredes

[Year Of Yordaddy @YearOfYordaddy]

I love that shit Yordan

[Hayes Holly @HayesHolly2]

Peña out
Imai out
Hunter out
Hader out
Javier out
Meyers out
Sousa out
Blanco out forever
Walker day to day prob out for 6 months (joke)

Diaz sucks massive dong
France sorry man you stink too
Teng tang walla walla bing bang -meh
Blubaugh started strong but was a tease so gave me blue balls
Burrows is a fifth starter at best
Weiss only good in clean inning
Abreu prob hurt but can't throw a strike
King depends on day

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Well this couldn’t have missed worse, holy shit we need some arms ASAP.
Teng is my favorite tho, even tho he had a rough night tonight. He’ll bounce back.

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Take seven, Our bullpen

I think they will carry us, plane and simple. We will have a top bullpen in baseball, will lead the league in every advanced stat, and will win series simply because our relievers threw up zeros.

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Also has aged well, if anything gave him too much credit. He’s not ready.

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Take two, Brice Matthews.

I don’t know how I feel about this kid. Some days I believe and some days I don’t, and I think that’s his issue, consistency. He’s a kid so all we have is time, but I’m not sure how much I agree with our philosophy of waiting for young guys to show up.

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

This has aged well so far

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Take one, YAINER DIAZ.

I’m not bought in on Yainer. He strikes out too much, has pretty piss poor ABs, and plays a mediocre catcher position at best. There’s a reason he didn’t play when Dusty was in charge. (I couldn’t stand Dusty)

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕓 🌟 @jakedc6]

Let’s go again.

#ChaseTheFight

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Take seven, Our bullpen

I think they will carry us, plane and simple. We will have a top bullpen in baseball, will lead the league in every advanced stat, and will win series simply because our relievers threw up zeros.

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Here’s some HOT takes about the Stros this year that progressively get hotter.

A thread:

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Take six, Yordan

Now, this hurts to type because I don’t even wanna hate. But good golly man he cannot be playing outfield everyday or anything close to that. He is made of glass, if he plays outfield primarily this year, we will regret it, and we’ll be lucky to see 90 games.

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Take five, Mike Burrows

I think we found a hidden gem and man we find a way every single year. He will be our rock, I have the utmost faith in him, he’s totally won me over he is going to become something that we won’t be able to afford to keep.

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Take four, Josh Hader

I mean what are we doing. He was great for us last year but with a history of elbow issues and he’s starting the year with one, we are lucky if we see him pitch before the all star break, he’s unfortunately a rehab set back machine. Love him tho.

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Take Three, Zach Cole.

I mean this kids electric. A real five tool guy, I think he is our X factor since we refused to go get an outfielder. The games Zach Cole goes 2-4 with a RBI, we will win. The games he goes 0 for, we will be dependent on our back end arms.

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Take two, Brice Matthews.

I don’t know how I feel about this kid. Some days I believe and some days I don’t, and I think that’s his issue, consistency. He’s a kid so all we have is time, but I’m not sure how much I agree with our philosophy of waiting for young guys to show up.

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

Take one, YAINER DIAZ.

I’m not bought in on Yainer. He strikes out too much, has pretty piss poor ABs, and plays a mediocre catcher position at best. There’s a reason he didn’t play when Dusty was in charge. (I couldn’t stand Dusty)

[Imai your daddy? @YankeesCheat2]

@jakedc6 What’s worse is I believe in him…

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕓 🌟 @jakedc6]

I can’t believe we are here 9 years later and Lance McCullers Jr. is still making starts for the Astros lol