Fake New York Yankees

The Bronx Bombers of MLR, Season 3, 4, and 5 AL East Champions, formerly @NYYankeesMLR

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Your New York Yankees are 1-0 behind a Che Or complete game over the Red Sox!

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The New York Yankees have traded up to take a familiar face in the S6 MLR Draft. Welcome home, Nori Aru! @norimlr

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We lose the ALDS in a 2-1 nail-biter. Fought until the very last out but in the end it wasn’t enough. Looking forward to next season. GGs @KCRoyalsMLR

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Moving on! We beat the Twins 13-6 thanks to a record-breaking 13-run first inning to progress to the ALDS! Shoutout to Donnie Draper for breaking the record for most RBIs in a single inning with 5.

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With our win over Baltimore and Boston's loss to Montreal, the New York Yankees have clinched the AL East for the third consecutive year! We're heading back to the postseason!

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Yankees win! We return from Fenway with a massive W over our rivals! Lemon earns his McFlurry with a shut out and Saito Syde and Zum Saparilla both hit 2-run homers. GGs @MlrSox

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Also please vote for Donnie Draper and Ray Dingerz in the MLR reserve poll and Che Or in the MiLR reserve poll!

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The Pizza Rats are heavily represented in the MiLR ASG. @norimlr will be the team coach, Donnie Draper will be the starting pitcher, Tommy Tightpants was voted in as a batter, and @LayzerGunn will be representing the Lemons as a pitcher! Congrats boys!

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We’d like to congratulate @LayzerGunn for being voted to represent the Yankees in the MLR ASG!

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For the second consecutive game, the Yankees defeat a Chicago team and prove that NY pizza will always be superior! Despite being under the weather, leadoff man Ray Dingerz came up big, going 2-2 with a home run and an RBI double. Oliver Skipp also went 2-2 with a RBI single.

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@OriolesMLR Suing for defamation

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The Yankees get back to winning ways with a 4-0 win over the Cubs! Che Or pitches a shutout and the Yankee bats back him up with Pete Wheeler's second 0-diff homer of the year, Future Trunks's 3 doubles, and a couple of sac flies by Stonk and Draper. #NewYorkPizzaIsBetter

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Despite a valiant effort, we dropped our game in Baltimore 7-6. GGs @OriolesMLR

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@SalvatorreMarco FAKE NEWS! Jennings returned from hiatus

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START SPREADIN' THE NEWS! A walk-off double by Trevor 🐭👨tops off a complete game by Don Chalupa as the Yankees top the Red Sox in a rivalry pitching duel!

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First win at the new place! Fik Seiko spins a CGSO in his MLR debut! The lineup also spread the love around with 7 players recording RBIs, including @norimlr setting the tone early with a leadoff home run and Pete Wheeler with a 0-diff! Great performances all around from the boys

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In brighter news, @norimlr has been named a captain!

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Unfortunately, we drop our first home game 8-5. GG @OaklandMLR

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Home opener at Yankee Stadium!

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Final from Breadbasket Field! We get our revenge against the Royals and move to 2-0 on the season! Big performance from the entire lineup, with RBIs coming from Mouseman, Gunn, Skipp, McDowell, and Longbottoms.