Yao Ming 2

Member of Yao Ming writers' collective. UN special rapporteur on lad culture.

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"There are hours when no buses arrive, and there are minutes when three buses arrive at once."
V.I. Lenin

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If the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution had succeeded you would not be getting this in a fortune cookie.

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@MarkAmesExiled Holloway was very influenced by the Zapatistas and trying to exercise power without building a state, though clearly a product of the end of history era.

It would be great to have a war nerd episode on Zapata and the mexican revolution. Insurgency, land distribution etc.

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No-one is buying my parliamentary cretinism bab merch.

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China has developed big tins. Multi-polarity has now become a reality.

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TFW your polycule restricts your intimacy scheduling spreadsheet access to read only

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@notbenfish With the boys in the bar Friday night

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New Bach album about to drop!

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Severance is a sci fi TV programme from Apple TV which explores a world akin to ours, but where it's actually okay to have both a wife and a girlfriend at work.

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Getting pretty sick of the sniggering at my Time Team backpiece down the pool.

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To: HRDept
Subject: Re: Re: Re Throat singing in office cubicle

Dear Mandy, this would not be an issue on the vast grasslands of central Asia

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We gave up as a society when we started calling them all "easy peelers".

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Please stop saying that the peasants voted for Bonaparte due to ‘economic anxiety’ - grain prices have in fact risen consistently since the 1847-1848 crisis. It’s about something else: misinformation.

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There is an opportunity here for a post structuralist recipe book.

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Describing people who start believing in Father Christmas again as adults "reverts".

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Don't mix business with bleisure.

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@ArachnidDroves That's the obvious interpretation and the timeline seems to scan

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The leather jacket Ritchie Aprile gave Tony originally belonged to Lovejoy.

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Good news granny: me and the townsfolk love your spicy bean curd recipe so much we've decided to hand it down to posterity as "facially disfigured old woman tofu"

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Doing the #redsorghumchallenge and taking a shot of this every time Zhang Yimou wistfully invokes a lost world destroyed by the violence of the Japanese invasion and subsequent civil war.