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[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

After so much complacency towards learning HTML and CSS, I decided to make a replica of Facebook’s login page that links to a pseudo page with some dummy texts and funny names😂😂. Guys, How did I do?
@Kynsofficial @Zainab_Nisa786 @Prathkum @Div_pradeep

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

“Core maths sef you fail”. Borga, what’s your math grade in SSSCE/WASSCE?😂😂

[KOJO DYNAMIC 𓃵 @AnnanPerry]

Kwasea, core maths saf you fail . Gyimi gyimi

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

Guys, she’s talking about the men in her family. She’s angry and disappointed in them for being broke 😂😂

[Jenny 😇 @Jennyperrys7]

Broke Men are the worst thing God has Created.

[smallie wey dey mighty @Britney_Tachie]

Foot soldier biaa agyimi. NDC oo NPP oo, party no yɛ different, gyimifoɔ no yɛ same. 😂

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

2.7 billion?😂😂

[Naa Mɛɛle Boi @miss_boyem]

270,000 for wig?
You people should say the truth oo

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

SO IF THEM FIT HANG KIDNAPPERS

WHY DEM DEY REHABILITATE TERRORIST AMD MURDERERS

ABEG MAKE PERSON EXPLAIN GIVE ME LIKE SAY I BE TWO YEAR OLD PIKIN?

CAUSE I NO UNDERSTAND NIGERIA .

[Channels Television @channelstv]

"Fourth defendant, in count one, you, Gift Raphael, are hereby sentenced to seven years imprisonment.
In count two, four, six, and eight, you, Gift Raphael, are hereby sentenced to death by hanging or through the administration of a lethal injection. You shall be hanged by the neck until you are dead. May the Lord have mercy on you."

— Edo Special Court Sentences One Of The Four Kidnapping Convicts To Death.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Edo State Government has set the precedent for other states to follow. Death penalty on kidnappers.

[dasana @salimquo]

once upon a time...

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

Like I always say, there’s no patriotic politician in Ghana. So people should divert their criticisms to civil servants and experts and give politicians a break? Are politicians not the ones making major decisions in governing the country? Herh. Lmao😂😂. Ghana ɛnyɛ yie da😂😂

[Ewura Adams Karim @ewuraadamskarim]

Who are those people? Politicians?

What happened to the Civil servants and experts we have at our various ministries and state agencies?

Or we can’t call them out because we don’t vote for them? Don’t we pay them with tax payers money too?

We always want to make the politician the easiest target yet we forget those who hold permanent seats in these spaces until retirement and death.

So y’all want us to believe that the minister just went to bed, woke up and said let’s implement a contraflow system?

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

One thing about Ghana football is that, we overhype players. You watch some of these players and the hype around them is just surprising. All these happens because we don’t invite the right talent but rather invite those whose godfathers are manning the football business in Ghana

[Gotfred Akoto Boafo @eastsportsman]

Chale Ghanaian Times interviewed a dude who says he has an opening for Sibo to join him in his spare parts business cos football isn’t for him 

[shafman 🇵🇸🇸🇩 @yaron__zango]

this is also core to my conceptualization of the political process. i defend my partisanship by pointing out that those who contest for power have the burden of providing solutions while there remains a sizable mass who should just “problematize” without seeking power

[Ewura Adams Karim @ewuraadamskarim]

@EiiScanty, I owe you a public apology.

My earlier remarks about you in relation the ballot paper issue were not pleasant. That was wrong, and it was beneath the standard I hold myself to.

In the heat of the moment, I lost the best of myself, and you bore the cost.

I made those remarks publicly, so I am apologizing publicly. I take full responsibility.

I am sorry 🙏🏿

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

😂😂

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

First person to get 3 cones wins.
A very tired mother invented this game! 😂😂

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

😂😂

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Or being born and realizing that other men are more successful than your father?

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

So you should be trusted just because you made an allegation? Smh

[Liz @noreallystfu]

Me: I was raped.

Them: Give me exact details and names and location or you’re lying.

And you wonder why women severely underreport rape.

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

😂😂

[Fentuo Tahiru Fentuo @Fentuo_]

One of the realest things I’ve just seen.

Carlos Queiroz turns to the fans behind him to signal them to cheer the players on, the fans respond by telling him to commot for there.

You can’t make this up!

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

😂😂

[Fentuo Tahiru Fentuo @Fentuo_]

And the DJ at halftime is playing Nigerian music the whole time.

Ɔyɛ kwasia paaaaaa!

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

Last month, I overheard some young boys discussing sex. One of them said, the moment my girl tells me she’s coming, sai buura na yatashi saya kaman karfe😂😂. These boys were so young who came to do labourer work at a construction site. Imagine him at massage parlour😂😂.

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

😂😂

[Sewing Machine 🇬🇭 🇳🇬 @BTLizle]

Philip and Sarah killed the circle phone seller and Josiah brought his father's car to convey the body to go burn and bury it.

Philip then sold the victim's phone to a Nigerian phone dealer called Sunday Omeje.

These Christian names.

[خليل مايسترو @YaronZango10]

You know what’s funny? I checked the comments and the quotes and no one is blaming the man’s religion and his ethnicity. Imagine this happened in the north, anka they will take days insulting Islam and northerners 😂😂

[AVWEROSUOGHENE @Akinjoshua2017]

Senator Dangana married his granddaughter’s bestie.
Former Kogi Senator, Senator Dangana Ocheja, 74, weds his new wife Winifred, 18