Matt

Gay. He/Him

[Matt @Yarrticus]

@gobshitechris Meredith Marks just before having a seizure.

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@ThatPreshQueen Most beers are barely based! I have a wheat allergy x

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@gobshitechris Ur a liar and I’m still hung okay

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That’s my really deep thought of the day. You’re welcome

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Imagine if you could connect your wireless headphones at a cinema, so you can experience the big screen but not have to listen to everyone being a noisy cunt.

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Had cake. Still skinny. What now?

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I want to be skinny for my holiday but I also want cake 😭😭 hate life

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@gobshitechris Kelly Clarkson was feeling generous xx

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@zakkboosh I’m so sorry king, but I thought this said uncontrollable farting 😭😭😭

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Sommer saved, but most are not! ⚽️⚽️

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Just make it Halloween weekend, you cowards.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Wicked’ will now be released earlier, on November 22nd.

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@Ch4rlieStevens Hung-ble brag

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My pepe just touched the toilet bowl and now my whole weekend is ruined. 😭

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@gobshitechris Emphasis on the mini xxx

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@LiamLambrini Twink

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Nailed day 1 xox

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Me travelling home from mighty hoopla

[post jawline @postjawline]

this is a 4000 year old human body, reduced to a literal bag of perfectly preserved flesh and bones from bog compression

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Just bought 20 pairs of wellies to sell at mighty hoopla x

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What the fuck, Mary.

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Her uncle went kleeeek.

[MORPHINE 👻 @morphinelovemua]

not me laughing at the mirage video then twisting my uncle in front of a cutie at the airport 😭