Goose

'If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them' - John Waters

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

@DiscGolfProTour this new format kinda sucks from a women's point of view. Only getting to watch about 7 holes while watching Brodie Smith's interview, not really inclusive.

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

https://t.co/vEwGZHrAqx

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

I deleted the Facebook app on my phone. I've never felt better about a decision.

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

@realDonaldTrump #GodEmperorTrump good job fooling irresponsible and ignorant voters.

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

@realDonaldTrump or charge me more just based on the fact I happened to be born with a vagina. #fuckyou #SaveACA

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

@realDonaldTrump yeah me too. I love that insurance companies will be able to deny me coverage based on a pre existing condition #toolbag

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

The pro trump talk has begun. Please pray for my soul.

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

Lord, please get me through the next 4 days without viciously attacking someone.

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

It smells like spring outside. 🌷🍁🍂

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

I'm so looking forward to Thanksgiving weekend in the woods. I need a detox from the internet.

[Jason Anarchy - Game Design Man @DrinkingQuest]

I just wish Sauron and his cronies were an option on the ballot: https://t.co/AiBzJ1gH1a

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

One of the greatest honors of my life was voting for you today mom. As always, I'm beyond proud of you

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

Like, I know that I should clean but...naps.

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

I didn't skip when she loved me from Toy Story 2. Being an emotional wreck is definitely how I wanted to start the day 😒

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

Listening to Incubus takes me back to high school.

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

When you're trying to eat healthy but damn fries sound good.

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

Fast car comes on and I get emotional. This wedding is going to be awesome.

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

Got that burning sensation in your ovaries to have babies? Spend the night with a sick toddler who refuses to sleep

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

But seriously.

[Goose @YASKWEEN420]

How weird would it be to have a pizza delivered to the hair salon?