Austin

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

When she tells you she's on her period.

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Ric Flair still has 9 more Championships than Tom Brady!

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

You can tell Tom Brady cares about this super bowl the least. Lol.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

I have money on TB. But I’m so tired of the refs bailing Tom Brady out. It’s honestly embarrassing for the NFL.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

Closet remodel finally done.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

Just now realizing it’s been over a year since I’ve chewed tobacco.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

I pray @benshapiro runs for president. And if he wins the Republican Party, he picks @RealCandaceO as his VP. Or Vice Versa. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

Biden is going to sniff all of the players on the championship teams that visit the White House. Or does he just do that to children?

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

Can we all just do some simple research on our candidates before we vote today? If you base your decision off of a commercial or a bias news source (CNN, FOX, etc) you’re an idiot.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Important reminder: while we all stress over the election, for virtually all of human history people weren't allowed to choose their own leaders and lived in utter impoverishment -- and for billions all over the globe, that's still true. America is a pretty amazing place.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

@Lions We didn’t forget the drop.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

@ufc

1. Chandler vs. Hooker
2. McGregor vs. Poirier
3. Winner of 1 vs. Ferguson
4. Winner of 2 vs. winner of 3
5. Winner of 4 vs. Gaethje for vacant title.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

There was frost on the ground this morning. This marks the beginning of my Husky refusing to come inside season.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

Just in case proof was needed.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

GG 2 EZ

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

I’m an iPhone user now, and I love it. But let’s not act like Android hasn’t had all of these features for the past 10 years+. #ios14

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

The @Lions DBs have no hands. Lmao

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

I miss @bigplay24slay in Detroit, but I hope that man balls out in Philly today.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

@Thehammerballs Ur frickin wrong.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

@SwackySmoke @ballhaley99 Almond milk isn’t milk. It’s delicious (when vanilla flavored) but it’s not milk. I’m talkin that cow utter, hitter.

[Austin @YaxAustinE33]

#andstill the most boring UFC champion in the world, Kamaru, the meta tarsal nightmare, Usman. #ufc251