Milquetoast

To think I did all that
And may I say - not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way -Frank Sinatra

[Milquetoast @Yay_Manda]

Everyone really always say “you don’t trust anybody” just to go off and be untrustworthy. Embarrassing.

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On today’s chronicles of weird happens at work. Apparently Linda is under fire at work with some harsh allegations and HR is firing now Linda… which would be fine except we don’t have any employees at work named Linda. 😅

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No one prepares you for being the type of person that bends the knee to absolutely no one just to have someone show up out of thin air that makes you want to devote your entire existence to them. 🙃

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Dear DoorDash driver,
I mean this in the most respectful way possible, if I say I to leave it my door, I want you to drop it off like a baby at a fire station. Please do not message me unless there is an issue and more importantly don’t knock on my door. That is all. Thank you.

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Growing is remembering the time that my mom commenting on the fact that it was interesting that the zoo we went to had a petting zoo and having to explain to her that that was deliberate… because it was conveniently placed right next to the predator exhibits. 🙃

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My toxic trait is that I want a fixed schedule but all my shifts are at 6am and I am, in fact, not a morning person.

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Hands down filing my taxes is the scariest movie I’ve ever seen. 😭 Iykyk.

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If the world was ending, I’d want to be next to you. ❤️

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Imagine being everything and more and still not being enough.

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"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but just as much to stand up to your friends. I therefore award ten points to Mr. Neville Longbottom!" I take great solemn in my victory today. To choose integrity over loyalty is a grave feat indeed.

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It’s really beyond me how I always get a creepy man that’s obsessed with me who has no sense of boundaries for my secret Santa 👏 every 👏 single 👏 time. Like just once I would like a nice gift from someone who doesn’t make it weird. 🙃

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I really just don’t understand why people can’t just conduct themselves appropriately. 🙃

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🤣 Boy got himself thinking I’m someone to be owned. If that’s your way of thinking, thank you, next. 💁‍♀️

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Tbh, I’m in my sink or swim era. You either get it or you don’t. That’s not for me to decide. I’m done giving 110% to those that can barely give 10%. 💁‍♀️

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Nothing is more telling about how people hate natural curly hair like straightening it for the first time in almost a year. 😅

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How does one read as much as you claim to and still possess a brain with the density equivalent to that of the Atlantic Ocean? Truthfully, it is an anomaly.

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I will always love you. From this day until my last.

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Still owing money on your taxes feels like that scene from Harry Potter when Ron asks Fred and George how much it cost and they replied 5 galleons so Ron says “But I’m your brother” and they reply “10 galleons”.

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If the world was ending, I’d want to be next to you.

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How’s your day?
…This woman tried to return her grotesque avocados that she purchased over a month ago… from a different store. 😅