Yasmin Faye 🌿

If you're looking for an explanation, I just like to chime in on everything.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Someone said this world has become a torture chamber for smart people, and I couldn't agree more.

[Misheline Mutuzo @Lord_Mutuzo]

“To every girl who said “This is not how I want to live for the rest of my life” and walked away- girlhood is so proud of you”

-Thank you❤️

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

A man can be flirting with you in your DMs today and holding his newborn baby in a hospital tomorrow

[Neeraj @neerajjj6785]

Claude:
You've used 90% of session limit

Me instantly:

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I hate hotel bath towels! So thick and fluffy! I can’t even close my suitcase😭

[sean @digbickbabes]

developed a crush on my hookup bc he put my vape on the charger when i fell asleep

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Bringing one book to read on vacation is optimism. Bringing two books to read on vacation is hubris

[. @rimbaldingo]

j ai appris à mon ex à utiliser des baguettes et aujourd hui elle est en lune de miel au japon parfois on plante un arbre sans penser qu un autre va manger les fruits

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[Yasmin Faye 🌿 @YazCollister]

Just read a horrifying article how the smoke from wildfires is causing people to turn violent and came on here to see what people are saying and like ??? no one is talking about it!? https://t.co/U5ojj0jfX6

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

when i was in elementary school i really thought opening TIME CAPSULES would be a much bigger part of my adult life

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

This is like one of those audio journals you find on a corpse in a sci-fi horror game

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You know who else was childfree? That’s right. Jesus Christ

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Neurodivergent? Back In my day we called it "a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted."

[blue @bluewmist]

if you don't connect w bigger things (sunlight, history, art, nature, love), you will make the ill mistake of believing you are the big thing

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

If you think girls are gold diggers, you've never seen how boys act when they discover a girl who lives alone.

[nice handsome boy @edward861312]

@tessiesbestie look, it's called the waiting room for a reason. it took time and money to build that room and to not make you wait would be disrespectful to the room

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i think if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it