Andy M

[Jake Kozloski @jakozloski]

The best part of being married is getting to say "let me check with my wife" about something you personally have absolutely no intention of doing.

[Minsumaan @brz_1872]

A “snooker cue” celebration is hilarious because I’ve never known a snooker cue to have recoil

[Ben Hawkins @BenHawkins4496]

How about dropping the 3pm tv ban instead so fans can actually watch the games?

[MurtleisJordan ⏩ CB🔛BOSTON @MagatsuJordyne]

Saw this again last night and started crying laughing at 3am

[Zee @MhaskarChief]

It's over for Radiologists

[platinumpizza™ @Xeon4f145d96s1]

My personal view is that not only should you be able to sleep on unpaid breaks but also on paid breaks. Night work already has a significant impact on all cause mortality (that the pay comes nowhere near recompensing), but even if it did, completely unreasonable to expect not to.

[medmalreviewer @medmalreviewer]

Forcing physicians to click on random boxes before you can do anything in the chart is catastrophically bad design that almost certainly contributes to poor outcomes.

[nervemed @nervemed]

"My home is not a 24/7 clinic."

Doctors asks neighbours to not approach him during emergencies.

What are your thoughts? Is he right?

[Vicky ✨ @vickyinatutu]

A regulator that allows price rises while Shell are doubling their profits year on year are actually just manufacturing consent for price gouging.

[Jordan @jzrdan]

Eventually this is going to get too much for the British people.

The country has absolutely no growth, they’re blocking people earning more money through higher taxes and then expecting their money to be stretched further and further.

The £2 bus fare cap is comical when you realise just how close the government are to losing this country and its people.

[Andy M @ydnaMK]

@SimMKUH Have you tried clotbusters!

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

I realized too late yesterday that you can’t hide a ring box in your pants pocket. In that moment of panic, I told her I needed to bring my laptop bag with me all day because I’d heard the #BlueJays might make a trade.

Thank god she doesn’t like baseball. Deadline was weeks ago.

[MY @miltosyerolemou]

Wait a minute! Why would data centres NOT pay their OWN bills? What is even going on anymore???

[Faux @Faux_Freedom]

Legendary scene

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

Why would it be a flex to commute for 7 hours day 😭😭

[Jonathan Brown @Broonjunior]

Don’t see why “no fishing rod” is a big deal. A cat catching a fish with a fishing rod would be much more impressive.

[ISK @IyegereS]

No one thinks their ancestors were the ones shoveling the horse shit from the royal stable

[Paul Dunn @mickyd54]

There needs to be a total clampdown on what MPs can claim on their expenses. It is unfair when people are struggling for MPs to have domestic costs of living paid for by the taxpayers