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@jadenforpresss @BlxseBlah @parasfranceeu @elenaknowsball tbh no. I think I have like a 10% chance to make a single 3PFG in 380 minutes at the NBA level. I was fortunate enough to sit court-side once and that really changed my perspective on stuff like this. The speed and physicality is on another level.

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@jadenforpresss @BlxseBlah @parasfranceeu @elenaknowsball okay i believe you could get one to go in garbage time. I’m sure you got a decent jumper, but it’s not a guarantee and I would definitely be betting on your under. it’s plausible tho. Also your teammates would probably stop feeding you the ball about 20 minutes into the 380.

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@BlxseBlah @jadenforpresss @parasfranceeu @elenaknowsball those wilson game balls have 0 grip. that alone will produce a few turnovers and airballs. & the arena depth perception too, sheesh

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@jadenforpresss @BlxseBlah @parasfranceeu @elenaknowsball respectfully, i don’t think you’re conditioned for 38 NBA minutes per game. I’m sure you’re an athletic dude but the game is a different speed at that level.

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@parasfranceeu @elenaknowsball you have no off hand. I’d clamp you

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@parasfranceeu @elenaknowsball i’d run circles around you. I just don’t think you fully realize how large the skill gap is from NCAA to NBA alone. Let alone whatever level you’ve played vs. NBA.

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@AdamWitdachoppa @parasfranceeu @elenaknowsball nba range 3, 20k people in the arena. your heart rate will be high on pressure/anxiety alone. Let alone trying to run full court with NBA athletes up and down a few times.

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@parasfranceeu @elenaknowsball you could play 10 games at 38mpg and you wouldn’t record a single made field goal I promise you that

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

San Francisco Giants announcer Mike Krukow will retire after this season, ending a 36-year career in which he and he best friend and former teammate, Duane Kuiper, formed one of the best broadcasting duos in baseball. For generations of Giants fans, Kruk is their voice of summer.

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@kmahl13 @TooMuchMortons_ i looked again and im totally wrong. that was definitely a strike lol I was tripping

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@kmahl13 @TooMuchMortons_ missed high

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@GiantHotTakes @HobbsLaboratory nobody cares about last decade

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@PadresStrong i miss tommy pham tbh

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[Chef curry (Parody) @baby_face_goat]

“Hear me out Kelenna, getting back Jimmy Butler mid season is basically a trade”

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@R_la44 @flawlopaid @makingtronics 💀💀💀💀💀

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@JonCJay11 @DaltonJ_Johnson Yaxel, Will Richard, LJ Cryer, and Al Horford all have won NCAA championships

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@JonCJay11 @DaltonJ_Johnson I’m so ready for the Bobby Fitz propaganda on a random Wednesday night 😭

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@JonCJay11 @DaltonJ_Johnson lmao we’re so cooked