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So Gucci Mane is beefing with:

Waka Flocka
Nicki Minaj
Drake
The Dictionary
Tyga
Blac Chyna
Tiny & Ti
Rocko
Rick Ross
Young Jeezy...

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FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL White Kids: I need to see all my teachers & get to know them .

Black Kids: WHERE TF MY NIGGAS AT? Aye We In dis bitch!

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Elementary school: miss one day nothing happened.

High school: miss one day you're failing 3 classes...

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Niggas With Androids Be Like...

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Teacher: "How much is a gram?" me: "Shit, depends on what you want..." teacher: "Out, just GET OUT!" me: "Okay.."

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Lil Wayne Be Like... http://t.co/fQgmi2hyJa

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Giving gum to your niggas is like a drug deal. "You didnt SEE anything, you didnt HEAR anything, and you sure as hell didnt get it from ME"

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Niggas be like: Come Outside.. I'm Here
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Scroll fast, it turns into a panda!

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Just kidding, you're an idiot.

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I didn't know drake was sponsored by five gum...

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Chief keef is still outside the VMA's pushing the door that says pull...

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If Jordan made condoms, no female would be pregnant.. Niggas would be runnin` round with them

Retro Lubricated 11's
Plastic 3's
Elastic 5's

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I be like FUCK SCHOOL............................but a muthafcka ain't gonna dropout.

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You go to school nothing happens. You miss ONE day, 7 fights, Tupac came back, school had a blackout, & Rihanna performed in the cafeteria.😩

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DJ Khaled & Nicki Minaj

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Teachers Be Like...😅😂😂 http://t.co/Kxy61xkK4H

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I scroll down my timeline and be like:

aww 😊
eww 😖
wtf 😳
damn 😲
ok 👌
lies ✋
my boo 😍
stfu 😡
yep, I just got subtweeted 😏

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Truuuuuuu... http://t.co/f1bjEjpss5

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