DJ Dumbass🇵🇸

Quirked up white boy with a lil bit of swag | My only goal in life is to fist fight that divorced pussy Elon Musk

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

Beep on beepin on

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

Hi, Chicago police? Yeah some asshole wont stop looping Michigan ave while blasting music. I think a predator missile should suffice

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

I need these Brits commentating the Mexico game to yell ¡Gol! At the top of their crackerass lungs

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

@OkayNesko I figure the road will peel them off for ya

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

@midwestern_ope Hard disagree. I can always put more layers on. I can’t take my skin off

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it is now cheaper to just build your own damn house than negotiate with a baby boomer

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

@nypost The future is now old man!

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

Someone has been posting on the townie facebook about a city wide garage sale so often that it feels like a running joke.

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

@86Tayler @PushDemsLeft Here’s your 10¢ engagement payout from me. You’re an absolute idiot

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

Can we just let Bruce Buffer retire?

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

@CoreyTheX @XMoney You’re not just an idiot. You might be THE idiot

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

I know I’m drunk when my kneecaps start feeling hot

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

@lowelopet I don’t get it. He doesn’t even look like Charlie Kirk

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

This house of the dragon episode kinda looks like dogshit

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

Had an empty glass bottle in my hand today and my first thought - my base instinct - was “I should throw this as hard as I can”

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

@BiancoDavinci STONE FREE!

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

@fommo “Hi yeah, can I get one diarrhea special please?”

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Charlie Kirk is dead, and Juneteenth is alive

[plazy ☾*✲⋆. @plazynoodles]

these people kept fearmongering sharia law new york only to act like conservative morality police lmfao

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

I know the Bud Light but I fuck with it heavy

[DJ Dumbass🇵🇸 @YeahHellYeahBro]

They done dilated my eyeballs and shined lights in em!!!