Kira Yei

if you think i complain a lot irl, try following me on twitter.

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Do you all remember being desperate enough for attention on social media that you would do PC4PC with strangers on MySpace?

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No one is allowed to cry at "The Spiritual" except for his super duper lucky girlfriend, so everyone please be mindful of that. #SMUBA19

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I need a massage that makes me throw up after.

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Listen, guys. I NEVER go to sleep or wake up unhappy anymore, because there's a DOG in my bed.

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I always pay for first dates if I don't think they went well, that way I don't feel as guilty when I never text them back.

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My 2017-2018 Planner ends in June. My 2018-2019 Planner starts in August.

So if you wanna hang in July, the answer is no. I can't make plans because I DON'T HAVE A PLANNER FOR THAT MONTH WTF

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Guys. Remember when Stefon Diggs did THE THING?! We can't ever stop talking about that.

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@kaittweets Millenials have rendered trophies meaningless, so I guess...

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I'm not really "trophy" wife material. Unless the trophy is like...a participation award.

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I'm not even joking. I love these posts. God bless Buzzfeed.

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My favorite types of Buzzfeed posts:
1) Tell Us 7 Random Things and We'll Inaccurately Guess Some Random Trait of Yours
2) Everyone is a Combination of Two Buzzfeed Quizzes, Here's Yours
3) We're Not Even Going To Disguise This... It's Clickbait

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I've honestly gotten to the point where I'm not even pretending to try. I just opened a Buzzfeed article that was about "how to make your 20's the best decade ever" and was super annoyed that it wasn't an ironic post, then stopped reading.

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My dad was so drunk at dinner that he thought he cut his hand open, but it ended up just being tomato that he stuck his hand into without realizing.

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Let me add that my house is basically just windows, so it is a literal sauna from the instant we start getting consistent sunlight.

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I think the worst thing about the transition of seasons is waiting to see when my dad will finally cave and turn the AC on.

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This week is staff appreciation. I've eaten 12 cookies, 3 donuts, 1 candy bar, 6 chocolates, and 2 pieces of cake. Let's see what the score is after today.

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I don't get how this even happened but #VoiceSaveDRKing

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I wake up from naps with many of the aftermath-symptoms of exercising: sweaty, achy body, out of breath...

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I remember the first time I accidentally threw my socks into the garbage thinking it was just a goofy fluke. But it's a semi-regular occurrence now???