Yep, that’s me

I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when I am trying to tell an adult about my problem and they say "welcome to the real world"

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

13 going on 30 literally raised me, of course i think the sexiest thing a woman could possibly do is be in her 30s. the sexiest decade, the cuntiest and most exciting time in a girl’s life… i’ve been waiting for it all my life, age shaming could never work on me

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

If I get pushed in the pool, I’m not swimming back up , enjoy your murder charge😭

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The best misleading trailers are the ones that hide just how unhinged things are about to get, and Barbarian (2022) nailed that perfectly.

[sam @samwell_gnarly_]

White Lotus except they’re in Galveston

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If you CC my boss on an email just to “loop him in,” Oh let’s go. Meet me in the Teams chat parking lot

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

I rarely taste my food while cooking, I cook entirely on confidence and vibes so the finished product is always a surprise to me as much as it is to you.

If you eat my food and something is wrong, please know that I am also a victim and we are in this together.

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

this show is so funny bc at first it was a whudunnit, and then it revealed itself to be post apocalyptic, and then it was like "surprise!! this is a mysterybox show, enjoy!",and then it was time travelling (??) actually. great fun! can't wait for s3, there are more genres to take

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

this is when you go get a diet coke

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

ICE agents when your liquid container is over 3.4 oz

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

my car been drinking gas like a fuckin caprisun Ian making no extra stops omm

[𝕂ҼⅰԵⅰ™ @DontBotherKeiti]

America has always been abusive and harmful to Black Americans. In systemic ways, in large doses. In secret. In the open.

[Remz 🇱🇨 @RemzTheAwesome]

at this point whatever man

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Or perhaps because sizing is so unbelievably inconsistent for women’s clothing from brand to brand it’s impossible? I have clothes in every size from like 6-10, 28-31 (in jeans, even these are wildly inconsistent from brand to brand), and S-L, all that fit me currently.