Ryan Werner

Ambient Music’s Bad Boy (He/Him) / (I’m @yeahwerner on Instagram, where I actually post things.)

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Hey guys haven’t tweeted in awhile

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@bennyjohnson If you get the chance, you should go ahead and kill yourself.

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@StephenM You should lend a bullet to your head, fuckface.

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@elonmusk @PlanetOfMemes Goddamn, you’re dumb as fuck.

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@dalepartridge Put a bunch of Bibles in your pockets and walk into the ocean you fucking goblin.

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@emmaruthwilson See also me saying “Probably need a sippy, right?” before we even leave the driveway.

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@emmaruthwilson It’s all because you watched Some Kind of Monster with me!

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@marpstar The idea is to take that money and use it to build a system that prevents crime by fixing societal problems on the front end of things instead of the back end. If we need police, it’s for stuff like blocking streets for parades, not whatever it is you call what they do now.

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@Ed_of_the_Dead @HelenHunt No need to flex when you’re the king!

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@emmaruthwilson Excuse me, I WON that bet.

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@emmaruthwilson @thisdiegolopez TOO SOON

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@emmaruthwilson @dataperversion I’d give you every slice, sweet thing!

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@emmaruthwilson @notyrmomscandy

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@JonStelken @lambgoat Holy fuck

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@goftyler @ZacharyKocanda @HeavyFeatherRev @PassengerSideWI It’s not.

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@emmaruthwilson Hey, Emma? That thing you just said to me? I didn’t like it.

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@emmaruthwilson 🤔🤔🤔