Chris

Just a guy who enjoys lifting, eating natural food and archery. I make threads on interesting historical stuff.

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

@lordmiles British airport security when they spot an illegal migrant with a criminal history.

[Renault_Fan @RenaultFan2]

Do you agree with this statement?

‘White women are the new black women, and Asian women are the new white women’. - unknown source

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

Here’s an example of the Paracas elongated skulls.
This is an example of artificial cranial deformation, usually achieved by applying force to an infants developing head. It’s said they did this to imitate their gods.

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

Pick one!
Fame types:

Semi famous= You are usually noticed once or twice a week and asked for photos

Famous= You are noticed most of the time when you go out, similar to a famous singer

Very famous= most people know you around the world. You will be swarmed in public

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

Even in Brazil there are signs of civilisation left by a mysterious and dying breed.

Royal Portuguese Reading Room, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

When chemical warfare was first implemented in the form of poisonous gas it’s reported that soldiers would shoot at and even affix their bayonets to charge the gas cloud.

The way we react to threats we have no experience with can be counterproductive.

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

These jaws belonged to a Megalodon shark about 3 million years ago.
Inside those jaws is a modern great white shark for scale.

[Renault_Fan @RenaultFan2]

Did you get the covid injection?

(Please share, I want this poll to reach as many people as possible)

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

@Cobratate Is tate a con artist?

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

@Cobratate Is tate a con artist?

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

Which age group is the most attractive to you?

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

I’ve noticed my account has been getting some attention from 18+ accounts and I thought I’d address it. The porn industry and 99% of sexual material is poisonous, weaponised and exploitative. @RenaultFan2 is not that, and I commend him. Thanks for the retweets.
Pic related 💪

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

@Not_the_Bee @TheBabylonBee We were close to having a gladiator 2 where the protagonist goes full god of war mode and tries to kill the current gods.

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

What should I do a small thread on?

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

Imagine being a noble and the peasants you rule over now have the ability to kill you, at a dishonourable distance, with little to no training. As you can imagine these weapons were outlawed pretty quickly!

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

The invention of crossbows is so amusing to me. All of a sudden a weapon is introduced to the masses with the power to penetrate the best plate armour! On top of this it’s relatively cheap to make and quick to learn how to use effectively.

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

Combining their farm wagons with small fire arms and artillery, they became a formidable force against the well trained and equipped crusading armies of Western Europe.
If you want to learn more about how the leader of the Hussites, Jan Ziźka utilised these please like/ retweet

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

In the Early 1400’s a very unique military tactic was formed from a very unlikely source… Heavily armoured knights would usually decimate infantry. So many unit formations, field fortifications and methods were adopted in an attempt to even the playing field.

[Chris @Yeetus__maximus]

In a desperate defence against religiously hostile neighbours, farmers and city dwellers successfully battled against heavily armoured and well trained knights. With little knowledge of battle and armed with their daily tools and basic weaponry they created the Hussite wagon fort