Yosef

Fan of team with 27 World Series, dropped on head at birth, above average IQ

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Ordering a bowl/salad in person verse delivery is a 2-1 meat ratio. It could even be higher. #Scam

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

@jacksdiningroom And some of the best sauces. Garlic aoili, hot sauce and pesto

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

The kosher section at MSG has to be the highest grossing kosher option in the country

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Some people run to catch their flight. I run to get more time at the Chase lounge.

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Yankees X Factor: Dominguez (if he ever gets on the roster)

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

@stoolpresidente Vodka chicken parm from Campagnola and it ain’t even close.

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

@escapefrommelos McConaughey mogged him

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Can dry January end so of all these imposters can leave my gym?

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Amazing that we are almost in 2026 and still use the luggage carousel

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Giving a picture of my ID to the McDonald’s next to me and not allowing them to let me enter until further notice

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Why is no1 else talking about marlins fan jersey just sitting on this chair all game

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Why are some jalapeños way more spicier than others

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Cam Schlittler. Monument park.

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Can’t believe Yankees playoff baseball is already back. My unbiased prediction is the Yankees beat the Phillies in 6. Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton carry the way. Anthony Volpe/Tim Hill X factors.

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Just remember the Mets didn’t make the playoffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

Convinced the only reason team USA is getting embarrassed in the Ryder Cup is because it’s in Long Island, home to the loser Jets and Mets fans.

[Yosef @Yeezy2guy]

@BerbariOnAir The GOAT

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Portable monitor and creatine delivered today. Great day.

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@ZachEdelmanESC Beyond

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Anyone else���s interns ADDICTED to ChatGPT?