Ye Guardian

Scribing the annals, charters and chronicles of The Enlightenment

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

@JesterCorbyn back-pewmen threaten to jump ship as Labor Partie backtracks in move to delay new partie charter announcement by 447 days. https://t.co/jJUYm8ansh

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

@YeGuardian 467 hours is ludicrous. Of course I meant 467 days. You are being absurd. #fakechronicles https://t.co/PpyJmt9Ccc

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

@JesterCorbyn announces long-awaited partie charter to be released in 467 hours (20 days) https://t.co/VbVjNjsJxo

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

Good day. My jam was a success, thus in 467 hours I shall publicly release my new partie charter.

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

Wessexminster accuses SSP's @LadyWSturgiun of over rounding vowel sounds and rolling R's in attempt to delay #Wessexit negotiations https://t.co/K4wMBsoD0V

[Lady Walais-Sturgiun @LadyWSturgiun]

I speaketh for democracie and on behalf of my Scottish kinsfolk in calling for our cry to be heard in Wessexminster. #Aye2 #OneScottishRealm

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

Peasants plan to stand around and walk slowly with manuscripts on wooden stiks in confused revolt against @donaeldunready

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

#Mercian conglomerate pillages Northumbrian serf village to supply virgin and laudanum fueled 'Massacre of Wessex' fundraiser. https://t.co/Gs8h6y3WN3

[Lady Walais-Sturgiun @LadyWSturgiun]

Antonius Bliar "stateth the obvious" when he sayeth that #Wessexit maketh a more credible case for Scottish Sovereigntie.

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

Illiteracy numbers feared to reach 97% as song-school priests forced to work longer for less groats in wake of #Wessexit.

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

Fading warlord Antonius Bliar confuses Neo-Enlightenment movement by condemning #Wessexit

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

@donaeldunready must not be given triumphal fanfare and wine fountain upon arrival to Wessex. https://t.co/Rw1E0jYf3V

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

Wessex serfs decry spending of groats on triumphal fanfare and red wine fountain for @donaeldunready grand tour

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

We must fight for #wenchrights in the face of #Wessexit https://t.co/CuB8amXHBz

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

BREAKING: Joan of Arc Careers Service for Wenches to be scrapped under new #Wessexit funding charter

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

Wessex #NAS (National Apothecary Service) to open leech larvae feeding clinics. Oblate your humours and help to grow #leechbanksforserfs