Baba Voss ⚔️

Power Systems Engr | Data Scientist

#Husband #Father #Family_Man #Agbafian

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Well, the boob was naturally designed to offer comfort. If the owner of the boobs is behaving otherwise, she's going against the original plans and design. Avoid her like plague. Only go for and choose women that give you peace of mind. There's nothing romantic about someone frustrating your life just because "I'm just a girl"

The world is difficult and frustrating enough. One should be able to run to ones loved ones for bliss and comfort to recharge before going back to face the world. It goes both ways, for men and women. Anything short of that isn't recommended.

[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

@jon_d_doe No one is perfect, we need to learn, unlearn and relearn.

We also need to know that every correction is not an attack but an act of love to make you a better version of yourself.

[Slim @onu_slim]

11 Finance Apps Every Nigerian Should Understand

- PiggyVest = financial enforcer

- Cowrywise = wealth architect

- Risevest = dollar shield

- Bamboo = stock market access card

- Trove = all-in-one trading desk

- OPay = everyday financial backbone

- Kuda = zero-fee digital bank

- PalmPay = rewards machine

- FairMoney = emergency credit line

- VBank = disciplined growth account

- Ladda = financial education partner

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Let's talk about the Zenith Bank story going around.

There's a lot of fear, but not enough facts. Here's exactly what happened, and more importantly, what it means for YOU as a customer.

Zenith Bank confirmed some customer contact details - emails and phone numbers - were accessed without authorization. That's the full scope. But here's the part everyone's skipping past...

NO money was touched. NO account numbers. NO passwords. NO PINs. Not one naira moved. This wasn't a breach of your funds - it was exposure of contact info, and that distinction matters a lot. Let me explain why.

This wasn't even a "Zenith-only" problem. The bank says it's linked to a bigger, global cyber-attack hitting multiple organizations right now. Nigeria's CAC, Sterling Bank, and Remita have all faced similar incidents this year. This is an industry-wide storm.

Zenith's Reaction:
The moment they discovered it, they activated incident response protocols, brought in cybersecurity measures, and kept every digital channel running. Your app, your ATM, your transfers, all working normally throughout.

Here's the only real risk now:
Scammers using this news to impersonate Zenith. If anyone calls or texts you, asking for your PIN, password, or OTP "to verify your account" - that is not the bank, that is a criminal. Zenith will NEVER ask for that.

Bottom line:
Your money is safe. Your login details are safe. The bank responded fast and has been transparent. Stay alert, ignore suspicious messages, and don't let panic do what the hackers couldn't.

Retweet this thread because someone on your timeline is panicking right now over something that didn't even touch their money. Let's calm the fear with facts. 🙏

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Bruno and Bryan 🫂❤️

[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

@jon_d_doe Stop reaching out to her or her brother.

Open an account and start depositing every money intended for your kids (upkeep, school fees, gifts) there.

Anytime you have access to the kids, carryout DNA test to confirm they are yours. Make sure they're yours before they have access

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Having a serious girlfriend is a future responsibility.

Not an immediate one.

Learn how to lead a woman and cohabit with her to be sure of who you want to marry.

Even if she squirts a fountain.

If you place the cart before the horse, you'll marry a knife and not a wife.

End.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

For those who want to start investing in mutual funds on Stanbic IBTC, here is a step by step guide.

Stanbic IBTC is one of Nigeria's most trusted and institutionally backed investment platforms. It is SEC registered and Fitch rated AAA, which is the highest possible safety rating. Your money is in serious hands.

They offer several mutual fund options but for beginners I recommend the Stanbic IBTC Money Market Fund. It is low risk, your capital is preserved and it currently offers 15% per annum. That is significantly better than any regular savings account.

Here is how to get started:

- Step 1: Download the Stanbic IBTC mobile app from Google Play Store or App Store, or visit stanbicibtcassetmanagement. com on your browser.

- Step 2: Create your account. You will need a government issued ID such as your National ID, Driver's License, International Passport or Voter's Card.

- Step 3: Choose the Money Market Fund as your preferred fund. It invests 100% in high quality short term securities like Treasury Bills and Commercial Papers.

- Step 4: Make your first deposit. The minimum initial investment is 5,000 naira. After that, you can top up in multiples of 1,000 naira anytime.

- Step 5: Set up automatic top ups so your investment grows consistently every month without you having to remember.

Important note: There is a 30 day minimum holding period (There's a penalty for early withdrawal). After 30 days, you can redeem online up to 5 million naira daily and proceeds are transferred to your bank within 2 working days.

Alternatively, if you prefer walking into a branch, you can visit any Stanbic IBTC branch nationwide, collect a subscription form, fill it and submit with your ID. That is it.

The same pattern applies here as with every platform I have recommended. Start, automate and leave it alone.

Above all, love God.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

The worst mistake any of you young people can make is to be looking up to celebrities or online social media influencers as your pathway to success.

These people are a wee drop on the ocean, no matter how much money they have.

They're not good examples or mentors.

They're entertainers.

More than 50% of them have very short "career" lifespan.

And most of them are illiterates or poorly educated.

Look for educated and enlightened persons to use as mentors.

Study them and follow them.

You don't need to be rich or wealthy in life.

But you should be able to grow or build yourself to a level where you can discern and not be carried away by ephemeral things.

Use your brain.

Use every opportunity that your parents are giving to you and work legitimately hard.

Do not be one of those who beg online to feed and kiss butts.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I can't wait to see how the world will honor Messi after he retires from international football.

He deserves every praise, payers, gifts, honor and recognition that he would get.

We are blessed to be alive to witness the greatest footballer that has ever lived.

End.

[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

Good job Ineos.

Over to the next

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇪 Youri Tielemans has completed his medical and signs today at Man United.

Understand the agreement will be valid until June 2031, five years.

Done and sealed.

[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

He's still calling her Mama 😂😂😂😂

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“I Caught Him Having S€x With My Wife. Just Look At Who She Was Cheating On Me With.” ~ Nigerian Man Reacts👀

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

African nations if the World Cup games only lasted 80 mins

[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

@MrCharlesky I'm interested

[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

@zillionokoye Interested

[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

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[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

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[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

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[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

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[Baba Voss ⚔️ @Yemightie]

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