Yenton FC

11-a-side mens football team playing in the Festival League Division One. Home games at Holly Lane, Erdington.

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Last game of the season tonight before we finally move away from the Festival League. Kenny has now left the club so we have a good and secure future ahead of us as we move to another division! #uptheyenton #traabit

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Lost 3-2 in the semi final today against Birmingham Blaze. Tactically Kenny got it all wrong and dropped Macca out of pure spite. Cost us the game yet again. Kennys had to vote of confidence from the board so hopefully that means its back to the ocean for him 🐢 #turtlepower

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#kennyout

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Great win today beating a good Row Heath side to march into the semis of the cup. The lads battled to a 2-1 win and because Kenny wasnt there they played with so much freedom although theres a rumour that he was watching from the bushes the silly turtle #ivegotasemi #kennyout

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Lost 5 nil today at home against a well organised Row Heath Alliance. Played some good football at times but just wasnt to be. The sooner Kenny stops turning up before games and lowering morale the better #kennyout #woah

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@Gups_Singh Done

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Lost 1 nil today to a team a division below us in the cup and would you believe it Kenny was there from the start when he hasnt been the last few weeks and weve won. Get that turtle out of my club right now #wewantkennyout #turtlepower #itainteasybeingwheezy

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2-2 draw today away at Kings Inn at Shitenham Park. Ref bottled some decisions against a bunch of chavs who were picking on little Tommy Lintern. Good news was Kenny wasnt there so the lads played with freedom. Onto next week #uptheyenton

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Big game tomorrow vs Kings Inn as Shitenham Park lets hope its on and Kenny doesnt try to get it called off again because theres a few puddles on the pitch the silly old bugger #uptheyenton

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Got smashed today 5 nil by bottom of the league Sparkhill because half the lads thought it was a good idea to go out on the piss last night and didnt have the minerals to show up WELL I HAVE HAD IT WITH THOSE CLOWNS #Kennyout

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@S_w_rangers Clinging on like Dingle to a can of Carling

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Lost again, the ghost of Kenny lives on #thekitbagishaunted #bringbackdingle

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Lost again, we are shit #kennyout

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Lost 6 nil today against Streetly, Kennys previous management skills are still giving the players nightmares. He may be gone but his memory is still haunting the players. Onto next week #anightmareonkenstreet

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@_Linternet_ A player walk out is needed next week enough is enough

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Lost 4-2 today we are in talks with the board as Kenny needs to go now he has lost the dressing room enough is enough #ITSTIMETOGO #wewantkennyout #shitlittleturtle

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BREAKING NEWS: Ken Taylor has left the club with immediate effect after the club failed to win the league. Taylor was approached for comment but the tabloids got bored of waiting him to turn up in his shit red van as he cannot enter the green zone in a 1986 reg ex postal van.

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After 3 poor losses on the spin without scoring a goal, the lads put in the work to turn it around by beating New Bell 6-0 at Grange Road. A great performance by the team and we remain top of the league. Goals from Skip,Brierley,@bennoavfc,
@mahon16,Nolan and Silk. #uptheyenton

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An almost 38 year old Ben Cunningham showing the youngsters how its done 👍 @bennoavfc

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Good win from the lads today to take us back to the top of the table beating Bournefield 3-1 at home. Pitch wasnt the best and it took us going 1 down to start playing but we deserved the win in the end. 2 more goals for @bennoavfc and 1 for Purcell. #uptheyenton @FestivalLeague