Geoff Ermert

Heo/Heom/They/Them Software 'Engineer', GCC Modder, and fan of the Oxford comma.
Eskimo Duo with a pocket doc

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

@skullbro200 upb cancel can just straight up beat dair on it's own if spaced well and doing so inflicts approximately 200% more mental damage.

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

Had a blast spectating at @diyfgc. I haven't grinded and labbed a modern fighting game since mvc3, but after watching City of Wolves top8 in person, I might have to dust off my stick.

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

To everyone who waited in the queue for hours only to be booted from checkout once your wait was over.
You may want to exercise your right to file a complaint to the @FTC on their website.

https://t.co/OxrdnEHp83

#MTGxMarvel #MTG #Marvel #MTGSecretLair #SecretLair

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

@ShaFiend101 @MTGSecretLair File a complaint on the FTC website.
https://t.co/NPemXulQUQ

[Sean Kelly @RealMortysays]

I voiced Rick, Morty, and Meeseeks in another @ToastedShoes mod :)

[FlippinDingDong @FlippinDingDong]

YA CALL YOURSELF A SAILOR, YA AINT EVEN GOT A BOAT! I AINT EVER SEEN YA RIG A JIB OR WEIGH AN ANCHOR! HAUL A FOREBRACE, OR SOMETHIN! YER HALF LEGS AN' Y'AINT GOT AN OUNCE A' SEA IN EITHER OF EM! RECKON YOU DONT KNOW YOUR LEEWARDS FROM YOUR EDWARDS, STARBOARDS FROM YOUR LARBOARDS~

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

Never forget that @TheSimpsons is/was satire of the typical suburban middle-middle class family and first aired at a time where 1 source of income supporting a spouse, 3 kids, and homeownership was considered middle class.

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

Friend: "How much does the Earth weigh?"
Me: "Well, weight is essentially the net force of 1 object towards a typically more massive object. Pick another astral body, and we can do the math."
F: "How about the Sun?"
M: "Well then the Earth is weightless. It's in orbit."

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

This makes me so happy.

[Bartek @BartenderFGC]

Lmfao this is so goated ty for the photo with my bongo box @JWonggg 🙏

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

When one of your idols notices your prototype at an event.

[Justin Wong @JWonggg]

Nah y’all trolling me now with this hitbox stuff

[Spencer Wan @SpencerWan]

My first Owl House animations from five years ago before the show was greenlit.

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

@egoraptor Ah yes, I too am a man of culture.

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

I just ate an entire Chuck E Cheese pizza that was delivered to my door. I regret nothing. #pasquallyspizza

[Steve Abate @AbateSmash]

almost..

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

@DitzyFlama Dats Hot

[MisterDisco 💚 @MisterDisco_]

@DitzyFlama Funny that you uploaded this meme because I also had the exact same idea as you did!

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

@Alpharad June of 1999, age 7 and 3 quarters: I open a pack of the new TCG expansion, Jungle. In it I saw this lonely little guy. Evident by his two attacks, all he has ever known is sadness and anger. It was clear to me that he needed a friend and I have sworn to be his ever since.

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

@stridesabstract You think KH is bad? Inorder to make sense of the Nier timeline you have to watch a stage play and read a poem Yoko Taro wrote on the back of a coffeeshop napkin when he was in college.

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

The more I watch the Ryu/Kazuya matchup in ultimate, the more I wish Street Fighter vs Tekken was a platform brawler.

[Geoff Ermert @Yeoffrey]

The Wizard of Oz is the original isekai.
Fight me.