Yerd Nerp

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[Yerd Nerp @YerdNerp]

Sterp.

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Anyberdy want to ger to Arpy's fer a sandwich?

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Ugh, I'm overp earth.

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Dern't tread on mer parade.

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You can't have ert all.

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I'm sturck babysitting. Should I eat ther baby?

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Be honest, werts and all.

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On mer planet, we didn't need werter.

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I cern read yer mind. http://t.co/MRv8I6UVI6 #NYSU3

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Can yer please just sterp?

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Humerns don't kner gluten.

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You sherld lerk me urp on OkCurpid.

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Sermberdy scratch mer back.

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Dern't term around RT Peppe9: .@YerdNerp - has it begun? Should I gert reardy?

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Blind darts are hard.

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I'm nert Tyler Perry.

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Roast beef sanwichers from Arpy's, ther best.

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